Since the last movie I’ve been rampaging in hiker heels
Killing mobsters in the clubs, halting illegal deals
Till I pissed off a guy hiding in a panic room
He came back and shot Vanessa, put her in a tomb

I tried to blow myself up, suiscide
But Colossus picked me back up piece by piece
Recruited me to join up with the X-Men crew
Calm a little fat kid, try to keep the peace...

Claims he was abused, tortured, emotions raced
I tried to free his flaming a**, they yelled “incarcerate!”

Why Deadpool!?
Oh Deadpool!

Now we’re doing time. These collars block our powers
Till Cable comes in blasting us just like a bullet shower

(Russell)
Help Deadpool!
Please Deadpool!

What’s his deal, this clown-like freak?
Trying to stop me from revenge for my family
Like the Terminator, traveled back through time
To kill this dumb kid to protect mine
Domino, I dominate because I am lucky
Form part of Deadpool’s new team, all he really needs is me
Parachute down to the convoy and I hijack it
Fighting Cable by myself cause I don’t give a s***

Fat kid Russell Firefist helped Juggernaut escape
And then he ripped Deadpool into two halves
They set off to the orphanage to get revenge
Now it’s up to us to go and stop their wrath

Please don’t kill the kid. I know, you’re mad at him
But if you give me time to talk to him, I’ll stop his sins

D*** Deadpool!
Fine Deadpool!

Colossus save me, will you battle Juggernaut tonight?
We need a motive to have an expensive CG fight

(Colossus)
Deadpool!
Deadpool!