[Verse 1]
Born on Inkwell Isle, two kids raised by an old Kettle
Gambling lifestyle, too deep, we got debts to settle
Thought we could win (Thought we could win)
Wanted to own the whole casino, Devil dealt our sins
He jacked up the stakes, my mistake
I bet away our souls, then I rolled two snakes
Woah, woah
I could hear Mugman cry as I rolled two snake eyes, woah
But he'll let us go if we collect his souls, woah
Kettle gave us potion for a magic motion, woah
Then we hit the tracks, we’re ready to attack and scrap

[Instrumental Chorus]

[Verse 2]
Started stacking the contracts for souls that the Devil owned
We ventured far from home with a finger blast attack
We wasted some vegetables, it was a spectacle
Two boxing frogs tried to pound us, but we trampled them (Two boxing frogs)
Then we crawled through logs
Used a fireball to fight a bee as we did a little dance on top of trees
Woah, woah
Grumpy, bright pink ghosts make mean terrible hosts, woah
Wallop cupcake castle, what a sticky hassle, woah
Make a stop at Porkrind's, see what goods we can find, woah
Situation's insane, we resorted to planes
[Instrumental Chorus]

[Verse 3]
Cuphead and I swimming in some trouble
Winning all the dough ’til down, he doubled
It's hard to quit when you're ahead
My brother made the bet, and now we're dead
Devil and King Dice are a couple of jerks
Held our souls while they made us work
Collected contracts that were in debt
Return to fight the King off with his head
Woah, woah
We had to move fast to kick King Dice's ass, woah
Then refused to give back the Devil his contracts, woah
Tore him a new corn hole, so he let us go, woah
Threw the contracts in the fire, now they're all expired