[Intro: LHugueny as Hesh, LHugueny as Ghost]
Rorke
You son of a bitch
I'll kill you
Oye, hold yourself together for god's sake man
We have to work as a team if we're gonna escape
[?] trust me I wanna kill that little wanker over there but I'm waiting for the right time

[Chorus: Tyra Hansen as Samantha]
I'm gonna kill you
Like a cold, deadly Cryptid
I love the thrill, yeah
When we shoot 'em like we all did
You should've aimed better
Now I'm stuck here reviving
I'm gonna kill you
I'm gonna kill you
I'm gonna kill you
I'm gonna kill you
I'm gonna kill you
Like a cold, deadly Cryptid

[Verse 1: LHugueny as Hesh, LHugueny as Rorke]
This Call of Duty game always starts the samе
Panic first like headless chickеns
Then we start to maim
We went from Nightfall to Mayday
Awakening to here
The Cryptids are all pussies
You have nothing to fear
I loved Extinction so much
And now I just hate it
I'm sick of blasting aliens
And I'll write an affidavit
I want escape for us all
Or there ain't no other way
Apparently holding a grudge'll be the end of our day
We're the last humans on the planet
So we must blast off into space
Then I'll get dirty with Samantha
Procreate the human race
This map is different from the last
This Cali life I sure am loving
Since it's our last time on the planet
Let us spend our last time clubbing
[Pre-Chorus: Tyra Hansen as Samantha]
You used to want
To save the world
Now you just want to destroy Earth
Godfather please
Let me survive
And I'll show you what I'm worth

[Chorus: Tyra Hansen as Samantha]
I'm gonna kill you
Like a cold, deadly Cryptid
I love the thrill, yeah
When we shoot 'em like we all did
You should've aimed better
Now I'm stuck here reviving
I'm gonna kill you
I'm gonna kill you
I'm gonna kill you
I'm gonna kill you
I'm gonna kill you
Like a cold, deadly Cryptid

[Verse 2: LHugueny as Makarov, LHugueny as Ghost]
We have to sh-sh-sh-shot them
Until they're dead
Cause I'll be damned if on my body
They had fed
We have to turn 'em on
The generators to blast off
As we sing this song
I swing my dick and I feel tough
Cryps'll make you beg for life
Fight for strife
'Til all that you have left is a knife
'Til all your hope is gone
And you call your wife & say your goodbyes
Forget all those you despise
Cause there's so many Gargoyles
They all look like flies
Ain't enough ammo in the world to kill 'em all
Even if we only get headshots
Turn on Medusa, just please trust
That it's the only way for us to escape
And kill all the Cryps that surround us
So that way the Exodus rocket can make it up to space
And get us out of this rut
The Earth will be torched
But we'll all be off
So we just won't give a fuuuuuuu...
[Pre-Chorus: Tyra Hansen as Samantha]
You used to want
To save the world
Now you just want to destroy Earth
Godfather please
Let me survive
And I'll show you what I'm worth

[Chorus: Tyra Hansen as Samantha]
I'm gonna kill you
Like a cold, deadly Cryptid
I love the thrill, yeah
When we shoot 'em like we all did
You should've aimed better
Now I'm stuck here reviving
I'm gonna kill you
I'm gonna kill you
I'm gonna kill you
I'm gonna kill you
I'm gonna kill you
Like a cold, deadly Cryptid

[Outro 1: Tyra Hansen as Samantha, LHugueny as Ghost, LHuguney as Hesh]
Only I can get on the rocket
The rest of you have to stay behind and cover me
Oh fuck that (*Gun shot*)
Okay good cause that's what I was thinking
Oh speaking of which (*Gun shot*)
[Outro 2: LHugueny as Hesh, LHugueny as Ghost, LHugueny as Price]
Price, how are you still alive?
We told you last time
You dopy cunt, DLC Characters
Hang on a tick, doesn't that mean?

[Outro 3: LHugueny as Soap, LHugueny as Price, LHuguney as Ghost, Hesh, and Soap]
Oye, Price
Well, bugger my arse and call me [?]
This calls for tequila and strippers
Hooray