[Verse 1]
No zombie's gonna bring me down
Put a bullet in their brains
Use a nade to disperse the crowd
Watch their blood come down like rain
Ooh I'm a stabbin' machine
When there's Instakill
Oh but it's never ending
I hate my fate, but I love the thrill
Keep blastin', harassin'
Keep a crawler for the end of the round
Speed Cola, fav soda
Now we must unlock the Pack-A-Punch

[Verse 2]
I possess an artifact, it will help us stay alive
Activate all the teleporters before hellhounds arrive
Maxis is a son of a bitch
This charade is his evil trick
Get the Firesale
But don't hog the box like a selfish prick
I won't run, my Ray Gun...
...is slaying walkers and it never fails
Mule Kick chug, three guns lug
All day, all night
Fighting for all time
[Verse 3]
Nobody's going to steal my vodka
Going to be drunk 'til the end
Stick together cause we must survive
But these cowards aren't my friends
I don't trust Richtofen and his Nazi trends
Got Monkey Bombs from the Mystery Box
Nine-fifty points I have to spend
But it's worth it, they blow shit
While serenading with their song and dance
Hounds aren't fooled, they'll kill you
Don't try to stab them or they'll rape you