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Deadpool the Musical
[Verse 1]
I got the cancer, it's in my whole body
I gave myself up to a gang who could fix me
But they were evil, Francis and his cronies
Now I see
They shot my asshole
X-Men came for me, so I fled right out of sight
I miss her so much, my broken heart is my plight
I ain't right
I will kill all the henchmen
Like a samurai
I will slaughter all of them
Zero fucks will be given by me

[Chorus]
I am on a vengeance warpath
This will be a violent bloody bath
I will kill all Ajax's henchmen
Stay out my way or you'll die today
My swords drip when they decapitate
Henchmen shake when they see me irate
My girl's bait, I'll go right for it
Cause this is my fate, kill them all with hate

[Verse 2]
So I stopped hating on these 2 X-Men freaks
The Iron Russian, Ripley from Alien 3
Attack the bad guys, free my love from suffering
Bet it stings
We will kill all the henchmen
Like a nuke and crane
We will slaughter all of them
Zero fucks will be given by us
[Chorus]
I am on a vengeance warpath
This will be a violent bloody bath
I will kill all Ajax's henchmen
Stay out my way or you'll die today
My swords drip when they decapitate
Henchmen shake when they see me irate
My girl's bait, I'll go right for it
Cause this is my fate, kill them all with hate

[Outro]
Watch us as we slaughter all, like a wrecking ball
Laugh as Francis crawls away
I'll put a bullet in his brain, make his brain blood stain
Then my chick reclaim today