[Verse 1]
Working late, twelve to six
Occupy myself by doing card tricks
Wish the clock was faster, wish it would swirl
Like Scott Cawthon rushing FNAF World
I'm in a rut, need a career, searched every listing whilst I shed a tear
Every business needs a security guard
I took this job, thought it wouldn’t be hard
But the joke's on me, couldn't be more wrong
‘Cause I heard a sound, don’t mean this song
Gotta creepy vibe from from the animatronics
Check the camera, couldn't believe what I saw on it
A fox and a bear who started to dance
A bunny and a chick not wearin' no pants
They busted a move, that's all I could see
‘Til they stopped, and started coming for me

[Pre-Chorus]
All the robots in the house, please show me mercy
My heart's pounding like a drum, and it's startin' to hurt me
Don't say my time is up, please give me an extension
I don’t know what’s worse, the thought of dying or this tension

[Chorus]
Don't jumpscare me, don’t jumpscare me
Don't jumpscare me, don't jumpscare
[Verse 2]
What the hell? The clock is slow, there ain't no damn way that it’s only four
Wanna quit, got no spirit, but I'm doing my time ‘cause I'm legit
What kind of joint restricts the use of power? This could be my final hour
What if I die in this robot romp? Should've read the fine print about worker's comp
It's my fault for coming back for more
I should've gave my resignation, but my heart is torn
Like to get paid for sitting on my tush, though I'm worried that I'll get mashed into mush
But if I can survive for just one more night, then I'll get a bonus, make it worth the fright
I'm getting hooked on this adrenaline, like a horror movie that I'm starring in

[Pre-Chorus]
All the robots in the house, please show me mercy
My heart's pounding like a drum, and it's startin' to hurt me
Don't say my time is up, please give me an extension
I don't know what's worse, the thought of dying or this tension

[Chorus]
Don't jumpscare me, don't jumpscare me
Don't jumpscare me, don't jumpscare

[Bridge]
I'm just a guard, scared and alone
Surviving is so hard, I just want to go home (Don't jumpscare me)
Staring at the screen, have I gone insane? (Don't jumpscare me)
Am I seeing things? Something wrong in my brain
[Chorus]
Don't jumpscare me, don't jumpscare me
Don't jumpscare me, don't jumpscare me
Don't jumpscare me, don't jumpscare me
Don't jumpscare