[Chorus]
Batman, whoever you are
Don't be hating on the Steel Man 'cause I'm a shining star
Didn't mean to 9/11 your building last week
Sorry friends & folks died, but not my fault they're weak
And so Batman, I'm Superman, it's nice to meet you
Please understand, or else I'll... I'll turn you into bat stew

[Verse 1]
Traveled from Gotham to Metropolis to file a lawsuit
Against Clark, kick him in the scrote with a kryptonite boot
Does he bleed? Does he have a period? I wouldn't be surprised
'Cause he's such a little bitch with his gay red glowing eyes
I like fish tacos, wanna bite of Wonder Woman's snatch
Got them booze induced nightmares, the meaning I cannot catch
Lex Luthor knows what's up, to my hatred he relates
Towards Superman's celeb status, let us seal his fate

[Chorus]
Batman, whoever you are
Don't be hating on the Steel Man 'cause I'm a shining star
Didn't mean to 9/11 your building last week
Sorry friends & folks died, but not my fault they're weak
And so Batman, I'm Superman, it's nice to meet you
Please understand, or else I'll... I'll make you into bat stew
[Verse 2]
Let's kidnap Superman's peeps to try to get his attention
I fight Superman like a superhero intervention
But our moms have the same name, so we make up, now friends
We'll take on Luthor & Doomsday & their super villain trends
Pussies...

[Bridge]
Lois Lane almost drowns out of my sight, trying to retrieve kryptonite
Zod's body comes back to form Doomsday, things get even worse today
Wonder Woman shows up to the final fight, throws down with Batman trying to make things right
Buys me the opportunity to save the day with Bat's kryptonite...

[Chorus]
Batman, whoever you are
Don't be hating on the Steel Man 'cause I'm a shining star
Didn't mean to 9/11 your building last week
Sorry friends & folks died, but not my fault they're weak

[Outro]
And so Batman, I'm Superman, I want redemption
I'll prove myself, by sacri... by sacrificing my health