I was a normal girl
Moved to Paris, dig the fashion
Got a normal job
Filing papers without passion
I'd post on the 'Gram
It gave my life meaning
'Til I found a new app
I started screaming

Surrounded by three creatures
Helpless, yet inspired
I threw a Pokéball
At a lizard wielding fire
Charmander evolved
And I caught myself a crew
Charmeleon hit the gym
And he grew into...

A Charizard bitch
Gotta Charizard bitch!
Whatchya crew gonna do
Against my Charizard bitch?

Gotta Charizard bitch!
Gotta Charizard bitch!
Better back the fuck up!
Gotta Charizard bitch!
When I'm eating breakfast
Charizard!
On the plane
Charizard!
Everywhere I go, I bring my fucking Charizard!
Go to work
Charizard!
Gettin' robbed?
Charizard!
Watch 'em burn in hell, 'cause now everybody knows...

I got a Charizard bitch!
I gotta bitch!
You'll get smoked like a joke
By my Charizard bitch!
Gotta Charizard bitch!
Gotta Charizard bitch!
Either quit or get lit by my Charizard bitch!

I'm a Charizard bitch
No those wounds'll never stitch
Like The Doors light a flame
Before I put yo ass to shame
And if you water or a rock
Ima hit you with a shock
From my homie Pikachu
No my spree will never stop
I gotta Charizard bitch!
Gotta Charizard bitch!
Incubatin', no debatin' with my Charizard bitch!
Gotta Charizard bitch!
Gotta Charizard bitch!
Tasty candy comes in handy with my Charizard bitch!

I gotta Charizard bitch!
Gotta Charizard bitch!
Don't be runnin' yo mouth, or face my Charizard bitch!
Gotta Charizard bitch!
Gotta Charizard bitch!
Just revives, never dies, 'cause he's Charizard bitch!