The Low Mays
一生一世 (One Life, One Goal)
[Intro Speech: Nile Bun]
To be honest
In our 18 short years, we really have came far
We didn't even graduate high school
Somehow we escaped this concrete jungle
Built up Full H.A.M. palace with our very own hands
Afterwards we even became the drug lords of Dragon City Drug Manor
They don't understand our struggle
Always saying that we're just a bunch of fluked, retarded, 14K bastards
Don't know what kind of pills they took
Till they became the party of tycoons
Hahaha, let me tell you a secret
The reason why we are so rich
It's because we, the six big tycoons, each of us have found the true meaning of life and what it is to be a human being
Remember that
They're not ready (Full H.A.M. Gardens!)
[Verse 1: Yung Bumblebee]
Read 10 thousand books, how about travelling 10 thousand miles
The Low Mays raped your mother's virginity
Full H.A.M. Gardens is the capital of China
My right holds your mom's head, left hand holds a blade
So she keeps giving me head
I get more bitches than the Rolling Stones
So much money that I can buy two Asia's
When three people walk, one of them must be my teacher
If you want to challenge Yung Bumblebee, you better start praying
You're in prison and you get raped, but you don't have money to get a lawyer
Full H.A.M. Party promises you universal suffrage
Just kidding, you guys don't have universal suffrage
The Low Mays are 6 massive drug lords
Protect Pok Fulam, ask you to eat a banana
[Hook: Nile Bun]
One life one goal: fuck bitches, gamble, drink, do drugs (drugs!)
After fucking your mom, then fuck your daughter (Woo!)
They drink semen more water
Explode in their asshole then explode in their mouth
Gold teeth, gold watch and gold chain
The Low Mays are more corrupt than Chen Shui-bian
Every time we go to Government House we are here to collect protection money
Mounting Tong Ching-yee
Fucking her smelly ass vagina until it's broken
[Verse 2: Butcher Fong]
They say life is full of hope, my future is made by me
But a lot of people are so poor that they cannot even iron their clothes (facts)
The state of the world, I don't dare to look
Get rich and famous, but eventually people will attend your funeral anyway
Will it rain tomorrow? I don't know (I don't know)
But I know that your boss will GG you
Don't care if you're blue ribbon, yellow ribbon or Chin Chong Yi
The fate of a mortal man is simpler than ABC (easy and straightforward)
Can't escape the fate of destruction (can't run away)
Flirt, gamble, drink, get drunk, these romances of life will eventually end
The Low Mays will never end
Our mission is to create a new legacy
I'm not wrong, the world is wrong
I don't need to change, society needs to change
Stand up with The Low Mays and start a revolution, pick up your Sebalas
And to this nonsensical system say SAYONARA
[Hook: Nile Bun]
One life one goal: fuck bitches, gamble, drink, do drugs (drugs!)
After fucking your mom, then fuck your daughter (Woo!)
They drink semen more water
Explode in their asshole then explode in their mouth
Gold teeth, gold watch and gold chain
The Low Mays are more corrupt than Chen Shui-bian
Every time we go to Government House we are here to collect protection money
Mounting Tong Ching-yee
Fucking her smelly ass vagina until it's broken
[Verse 3: Nile Bun]
Everyday I am thankful for my life (Yeah)
Everyday I butcher a motherfucker then pop champagne
Pour it on your bitch, until her whole body is wet (Uh)
Give her 10 bucks to suck my dick (Swag)
Unlike you fucktard toxic penises
Talk about hardwork? How about talk about how it's time for you to suck on my dick (Uh)
Finish a shitty bachelor's degree then work at a 9 to 6
Your annual salary is less than the amount of drugs I sell a day
All these paparazzi get fucked by my dogs
In missionary position we go and fuck your bitch (fuck, fuck fuck)
Still raising my middle finger while constantly shitting
Butcher more motherfuckers than Stalin Joseph (Kalashnikov)
We rewrite history, overthrow the CCP
It's time for Full H.A.M. Party to censor your internet (Woo!)
Everyday we are at Smithfield eating lou mei
Then we go home TO EXPLODE-FUCK YOUR MOM
[Hook: Nile Bun]
One life one goal: fuck bitches, gamble, drink, do drugs (drugs!)
After fucking your mom, then fuck your daughter (Woo!)
They drink semen more water
Explode in their asshole then explode in their mouth
Gold teeth, gold watch and gold chain
The Low Mays are more corrupt than Chen Shui-bian
Every time we go to Government House we are here to collect protection money
Mounting Tong Ching-yee
Fucking her smelly ass vagina until it's broken