The Low Mays
劈友夜(Butcher Eve)
[Intro: Nile Bun]
Fuck, (Full-Full-Fullham garden) not again
These fuckfaces only know about celebrating, forgetting that the Fullham party is going to start a massacre despite the fact that it's Christmas eve!
HA! 2015! HUAH! YEAH! Butcher eve, butcher butcher butcher eve
HA! ARGH! YEAH! Butcher butcher eve, HUAH!
Butcher Fong! Butcher open a new dimension!
[Verse 1: Butcher Fong]
You ask me, what fucking night is it before Christmas?
IT'S INDEED BUTCHER EVE! BUTCHER TILL YOUR GRANDPA FUCKING EXPLODES (butcher butcher butcher)
Butcher him until his wrinkly asshole has things growing from it
Blood spouting out from his asshole like a fountain
24th of December, Holy butcher night (Butcher!)
Ride on a BMW car, smash your sister till she explodes
Smash till she becomes a jelly (Strawberry flavored!) I cover you with an umbrella
After the next second I close the umbrella and butcher your foreskin till it fucking explodes (Butcher butcher butcher butcher but-)
Butcher night (YEAH) , holy night (YEAH)
All is calm as I hold onto six cherry tomatoes
Stuff them into your asshole making you cum immediately
Cum all over my friend Matthew Cheah
Butcher night is indeed your EAT SHIT NIGHT (WHAT?!)
Eat all of our shits then lick all of our dicks
Use a knife to sing and dance with you every night slash open your brother
Slash him till his asshole that fell onto the street can't even take a shit
[Hook: Lin N.T]
On the 24th of December, I've got stuff to do
Making shower gel out of blood
Making shower gel out of blood
MAKING SHOWER GEL OUT OF BLOOD (SKAT SKAT SKAT BANG)
[Hook: Nile Bun]
Christmas eve (SKAT) is indeed butcher eve
Butcher you whenever I see you (SKAT) regardless of what you're doing (SKAT)
Like Herod the Great, tried to butcher Christ Jesus (Butcher butcher butcher)
Butchering all the little kids till they cry for daddy!
[Verse 2: Nile Bun]
I press you against a wall (WOAH)
Fuck you in the butt hole (OH)
Fuck you till shit burst out from your large intestine
Bumblebee yung yung yung, fuck you in the butt hole (yung yung yung YUNG)
Every single man in this world I have to onslaught (yung yung yung yung yung yung YUNG)
Fuck your grandson, fuck him till his dad goes back to his ancestral village (daddy!)
I crawl into his butt hole, stretching it till its ring explodes
Your great-grandson, I have to stuff into his butt hole (stuff stuff stuff)
Fuck until his entire face grows naevi
I tie up your bitch, force her to look at you
Asking her whether my 20-inch dick is inside you or not (Is it in yet?!)
You keep on spouting shit, they all get stuck onto my foreskin
The crimson-red blood spout out together with your shit
You beg me to stop tears drop until the ground is wet
I say I have to fuck you for three hours before I cum
I have to fuck you till you feel like you'd rather die than live
Then I fuck you till you're dead again, burying your corpse in Shek-Kip-Mei
[Hook: Lin N.T]
On the 24th of December, I've got stuff to do
Making shower gel out of blood
Making shower gel out of blood
MAKING SHOWER GEL OUT OF BLOOD (SKAT SKAT SKAT BANG)
[Hook: Nile Bun]
Christmas eve (SKAT) is indeed butcher eve
Butcher you whenever I see you (SKAT) regardless of what you're doing (SKAT)
Like Herod the Great, tried to butcher Christ Jesus (Butcher butcher butcher)
Butchering all the little kids till they cry for daddy!
[Verse 3: Bumblebee Yung]
Wearing my Rolex, driving my Rolls Royce
Drive into your funeral because I killed your aunt
Open a bottle of champagne spray it onto my rice noodles
IKEA won't let me buy IKEA furniture (Buy buy buy buy buy WHAT FUCK?!)
I will definitely not go to school by school bus (Uncle Ming!)
Because there are many poor Muoro servants
Your home can't be more expensive than my teeth
Just like Syria getting bombed
Mickey Lowmay is the Chief Executive of Hong Kong (Full H.A.M. Party)
Scaring away all the locust they immediately fly away (Waiter)
Hong Kong Island population of eight million
Every single one of them can cum into my mouth (What? Fuck)
If you wish to be the best man, you must be prepared to suffer the bitterest of the bitter
Everyday I go to work I want to fuck men (Oioioioioioi)
Sorry actually I mean I want to fuck women (Fuck off)
This secret is my privacy
[Hook: Lin N.T]
On the 24th of December, I've got stuff to do
Making shower gel out of blood
Making shower gel out of blood
MAKING SHOWER GEL OUT OF BLOOD (SKAT SKAT SKAT BANG)
[Hook: Nile Bun]
Christmas eve (SKAT) is indeed butcher eve
Butcher you whenever I see you (SKAT) regardless of what you're doing (SKAT)
Like Herod the Great, tried to butcher Christ Jesus (Butcher butcher butcher)
Butchering all the little kids till they cry for daddy
[Nile Bun]
Merry Christmas!
FUCK BUTT HOLES
HUAH