[Intro]
Something for the ladies…
Ay yo, I was at the club last night, right? And this fine shorty was like giving me the look, So I looked twice, and she walked up to me face to face and said: “boy I see you lookin’ at me, if you want this it’s all yours, come get it.” And I said, “No thanks, I think I’ll skip my turn!"

[Verse 1]
First things first, I poppa gets all the hunies
Dummies, playboy bunnies, those wantin’ money
Good luck, ‘cuz you won’t get it from me
I’m on Amazon buyin’ me a Raspberry B

Plus I got hobbies, subscriptions and all
So when I hear the phone ring, I’ll be missing your call
Girlfriends be like, “I don’t even see you at all…”
You want to see me? Put a picture of my dick on your wall

I’d rather stay home, working on code
Java, Linux, connect to a node
Sky’s the limit for those who travel the road
Keep calm while ya’ll stuck in battling mode

Got the starter kit I ordered, it came by Fed Ex
And once I figure it out, Pi Zero is next
I ain’t worried ‘bout a thing, never stress over sex
But if I ever feel like it, I’ll give you a text

[Chorus]
I love the way you activate your hips when you're passin’ me by
The way you look in my eyes every time that you lie
Wonder why when you say hi, I don’t reply
‘Cuz Girl, you ain’t my Raspberry Pi
I love the way that you move when you're passin’ me by
The way you use everybody every time that you lie
And you wonder why when you say hi, I don’t reply
‘Cuz Girl, you ain’t my Raspberry Pi

[Verse 2]
Cyberspace is a war zone, watch out for the landmines
Imagination’s everything, type on the command line
If I ever get bored, all I need is a single board
CPU so I can EDU

Now my 3 B plus got HDMI
USB, Ethernet, Bluetooth and Wi-Fi
You can build an onion router, so why go for a clone?
Become a hacktivist, or go and guild you a drone

Screencast your Raspberry from the touch of your phone
Use your Tablet for access even when you’re not home
Social engineering suggests you got something I need
But why would I spend my precious time serving your needs?

Talkin’ ‘bout marriage, haven’t you looked at the stats?
I’d rather marry a computer, I’d be happy with that
If you wanna play games, it can do that too
From Atari, NES, through to PS 2
Expand the micro SD card for space
‘Cuz 64 gigs is too much memory to waste

[Chorus]
I love the way you activate your hips when you're passin’ me by
The way you look in my eyes every time that you lie
Wonder why when you say hi, I don’t reply
‘Cuz Girl, you ain’t my Raspberry Pi

I love the way that you move when you're passin’ me by
The way you use everybody every time that you lie
And you wonder why when you say hi, I don’t reply
‘Cuz Girl, you ain’t my Raspberry Pi