[Verse]
I'm gonna make a change
That might save my life...
It's gonna feel real smooth
With a couple wrinkles
If I do it right...
'Cause I know that this cancer can afflict a younger man
Who doesn't follow this rule...
If there's coal in your sack, better watch your back!
Don't be a fool, your precious jewels
Are probably 'bout to get hijacked...
You've gotta realize, it could metastasize
If you wait too long...
It happened to biking legend Lance Armstrong
You think your stones are safe, but you're wrong
That's why I reach in my thong...

[Chorus]
I'm checking out my nads in the mirror
I'll feel my junk for lumps, and stuff...
'Cause no doctor's gonna be half as thorough!
If you wanna stop cancer of the nuts
You better feel up your scrote, no ifs, ands, or buts!

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