[Intro]
“ZDoggMD and Doc Orman to Room 4”

[Verse]
An unruly customer is kicking down the door
I seen this before
An agitated patient ain’t so patient no more
So call the floor (“fetch my fighting scrubs yo!”)
Cuz I go Macho Man off the top rope, Steel Cage
Cowboy Bebop Gundam lawsuit, Animé
“Sir it’s my strong medical advice that you not leave against medical advice”
Yo, don’t make me put you on ice!
It’s the Art of the Takedown
Patch Adams—straight clown
Playin’ nice, talk em down
(“It’s not working!”)
Oh now it’s on!
Ativan, diazepam, midazolam, thank you ma’am
Like Dennys it’s a grand slam
Benzodiaz-a-what?
Haldol, take me away
Y’all make me array
The ECG leads—F**k the QTC!
The Aussies like ketamine, cuz “yo that’s not a knife”
But I drop a Vulcan neck pinch and put a stop to the strife…
Take ‘em down!