[Verse 1]
And I know it’s probably just asleep
But man, my arm is numb
And I normally talk so smoothly
But now I’m sounding dumb
But at least I won’t need botox now, cuz half my face looks young
This I know, thibts I thoogh (slurred speech)

[Pre-Chorus 1]
I’m thinking, "Don’t worry about it"
I’m thinking, "It’s probably just stress"
We both know I ain’t got insurance
I could just go bankrupt from one MRI test

[Chorus 1]
I can’t feel my face, my tongue won’t move
Am I stroking? Am I stroking?? Oh!
I can’t move my arm, man, am I screwed?
Guess I’m stroking, guess I’m stroking

[Verse 2]
And I know I need neurology
At least some kinda scan?
And I know each second matters
Cuz each second I lose brain
All the "word salad" I’m spittin’ now makes this hard to explain
This I know (this I know), "FISH...AFRO" (Wait, WHAT??)
[Pre-Chorus 2]
I’m wishing you’d hurry about it
Lift my arm up and it drifts down
We both know I can’t talk about it
So it’s up to you, girl, to call 9-1-1, OOH!

[Chorus 2]
I can’t feel my face, why does it droop?
Cuz I’m stroking, cuz I’m stroking, OOH!
I can’t move my arm, or I’d slap you! (I can't move my arm)
Can’t ya see I’m stroking? (Stroking)
Ain’t no joking (He can't feel his face)
I can’t feel my face, my tongue won't move (What should we do?)
(Is he stroking?) Am I stroking?
(Is he stroking?) YES I'M STROKING!! Oh! (He can't move his arm)
I can’t move my arm, man, am I screwed? (What should we do?)
(Is he stroking?) YES I'M STROKING!
(Is he stroking?) I SAID I'M STROKING! Oh!

[Pre-Chorus 3]
(F)acial droop, (A)rm weakness, (S)peech slurry
Recognize these signs could mean stroke
Though this song is trying to be funny
Saving brain cells isn’t a joke... OOH!

[Chorus 3]
I can’t feel my face, why does it droop? (I can't feel my face)
Cuz I’m stroking (Cuz I’m stroking)
Cuz I’m stroking (Oh I'm stroking now) OOH!
I can’t move my arm, or I’d slap you! (I can't move my arm)
Can’t ya see I’m stroking? (YES I'M STROKING)
Ain’t no joking (HELP ME I'M STROKING, GIRL) (He can't feel his face)
I can’t feel my face, my tongue won't move (What should we do?)
(Is he stroking?) I'm stroking, girl!
(Is he stroking?) CAN'T YOU SEE I'M STROKING! Oh! (He can't move his arm)
I can’t move my arm, man, am I screwed? (What should we do?)
(Is he stroking?) I'M STROKING!
(Is he stroking?) CALL 9-1-1 RIGHT NOW
Oh!
[Outro - On-screen text, ZDoggMD monologue]
F- Face Drooping
A- Arm Weakness
S- Speech Difficulty
T- Time To Call 911

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[Credits]
Ladies In Da Club:
Daisyrose Lopez RN
Rowena Tongol RN
Rose Bonilla RN
Stephanie Lapid RN
Kim Peterson, RT

EMS Crew:
Tyler Chairsell
Carlos Morales Contreras
Pericles Cordova
Timothy Gundersen
Robert Macias
William Wilson
Brandie Green
Film Crew:
Jenny Egidio (Makeup)
Logan Stewart (Cinematography)
Tom Hinueber (Director)
Chanston Bender
Ethan O’Donnell