(ominous voice): Welcome to the isle of unexpected becomings. Just kidding - it's just the isle of walking around in circles.

(unidentified voice, "Sebastian"?): Woah! Sounds like my SoundCloud feed!

(deep, background voice): Shut up, Sebastian!

"Sebastian": Only seven hundred-

(robotic voice): (alarm sounding) I'm so tired of walking!

"Sebastian": Only seven hundred miles to go!

(robotic voice): How long are we gonna do this, bro?

"Sebastian": Uh... Two hundred years! ...at least!

(robotic voice): (teleportation sound) I think we should stop.

"Sebastian": No!

(robotic voice): I think we should stop right here!

"Sebastian": Okay...

(exclamation sound effect)

"Sebastian:" Do you see those guys? (buzzing sound playing)

(unidentified, raspy voice): Kinda loud, huh? Oh my god!

(unidentified other voice): I'm getting so dizzy from the fumes, I think I'm gonna puke!

"Sebastian": There's only one thing we can do.

(unidentified, deeper voice): Then what should we do?

(crash sound effect)

"Sebastian": Destroy them all... with a rap song! (haaaa)

I'm like, bitch, who is your mans? (huh)
Can't keep my dick in my pants (precisely)

LoneMoon: Yeah, yeah, I got hype shit, you know I got hype shit