Private Island
(805) 206-8311
[Voicemail]
Roger Mawer, you son of a bitch, you just fucking put my shit straight to voicemail. That's okay though, it's fine. Um, It's 12:32 here on a Saturday morning and I am very drunk, and I was just calling to say hi. Just wanted to see how you were doing today. Just wanted to make sure all is good, and it sounds like all is good 'cause you're ignoring my fucking phone call. But that's fine, it's late, I understand. You might be sleepin', or you could be fuckin'. Nobody knows. I don't know, because you didn't answer. You didn't get a chance to explain to yourself to me. But that's fine to me, uh, just uh, calling to say hi. This is once in a lifetime Christian Lum, once in a lifetime real drunk phone call you'll never get back, but you're gonna have this voicemail to keep, and that is my gift to you. Happy Kwanzaa