The prime minister. "I can't even hold a hose. What can I do?"
I have some ideas:

1. Reprimand that idiot that said the victims don't matter because they probably voted green.
2. Apologise for saying the fire fighters enjoy it.
3. Visit the affected areas.
4. Prepare refreshments. Spend the whole day making sandwiches.
5. Mobilise the armed forces.
6. Pull the premiers together to toughen arson laws.
7. Prohibit the sale of fireworks Australia-wide which have started some of these fires. And toughen possession and igniting laws.
8. Show some empathy for the families of the heroes that died. State funerals, unlimited counselling, pension. Donate your own damn payrise to them.
9. Send immediate money to wildlife rescue.

You get paid a fortune to have ideas. Start leading.

scomo you are a fucking cunt
DO SOMETHING.