[Verse 1: Calum, Calum & Michael]
Hey, pretty girl what's your name, what's your number?
I got the keys to my dad's yellow Hummer
There's a party, you can come if you wanna go tonight
Alright, see you later
Wrapped up late, took a minute, but I found my mates
She was there, acting cool, so we made her wait
Wasn't long, couple songs 'til I headed her way
To say, "Damn, you look amazing"

[Chorus: Calum & Michael]
Last night, what a blur, woke up lying next to her
Last night made a mess, doesn't get better than this
Phone rings from the bar, twenty-five texts and a call from mum
Must've been good, 'cause I, I can't remember

[Verse 2: Calum, Calum & Michael]
Retraced my steps, searched my phone, tryna figure out
Who posted pictures of me streaking past the neighbour's house
If my boss sees my status, he'll be freakin' out
But I don't care, oh, well, deal with it later

[Chorus: All]
Last night, what a blur, woke up lying next to her
Last night made a mess, doesn't get better than this
Phone rings from the bar, twenty-five texts and a call from mum
Must've been good, 'cause I, I can't remember
[Bridge: Michael, Calum]
Bro, where's your shirt?
Ah, shit, what the hell happened last night?
I've got the biggest headache
Yeah, I need an aspirin, my head's killing me
Who was that girl from last night anyway?
Pretty girl, I've got your name, got your number
I've lost the keys to my dad's yellow Hummer
Can't remember how I did it, but I got her
And now she's mine, and damn, she's so amazing

[Chorus: All, Michael, Calum]
Last night, what a blur, woke up lying next to her
Last night made a mess, doesn't get better than this
Phone rings from the bar, twenty-five texts and a call from mum
Must've been good, 'cause I, I can't remember
Last night, what a blur (What a blur)
Woke up lying next to her (Next to her)
Last night made a mess (Made a mess)
Doesn't get better than this (Doesn't get better)
Phone rings from the bar, twenty-five texts and a call from mum
(Twenty-five texts and a call from mum)
Must've been good, 'cause I ('Cause I can't remember), I can't remember

[Outro: Michael & Calum]
I can't remember, I can't remember, I can't remember
I can't remember, I can't remember, I can't remember
I can't remember, I can't remember, I can't remember
Must've been good, 'cause I, I can't remember