[Round 1: No Shame]
Yo!
First off...faggot!
Second off, listen, cause I'm different I'm so different
I'm different, I'm so different
I'm different, I'm so different
I showed up to the scene with my penis missin'
I said YO!
Fuck you, if you thought I was gonna die
To be honest, Pat's career be lucky if it survives
Think my dick, it used to be the biggest thing around but today it gets pushed aside
I, think he'll lie, try, say he'll gave me this battle to let me do my thing
But I...think it's more like his haircut, he's stuck with this fade cause he's afraid of Bangz
But that's mistake one, cause I'll let it bang
This chopper's a show stopper if I let it sing
It's a chart topper, you can't stop her
What Shame does to Stay, a jaw dropper
It's two in the pink, two in the stink, a real shocker
Shots from behind the line, I'm a real doctor
I'll show this square in a box; gym locker
I'll pop off, shit if he had a pocket full of cash let me tell you how it'd go
I'd Steve Harvey Pat, that means I take this stash right from underneath his nose
I'm fuckin' cold, I'm fuckin' bold
You're what? Swagalicious?
Well thank God Pat that swag is vicious
You know what that gets you? Trans girl kisses
Matter of fact, I appreciate the plate, now go do my dishes
I got a scratch on my back, have you go do the itchin'
I just came to San Jo' to expose behind bars who the bitch is
See, that's not exactly who the match up is perfect
But we can start in the next round to scratch the surface
Of why Pat can't deal with who he is in the current
Cause every time he closes his eyes he has to deal with who he used to be as person
[Round 1: Pat Stay]
How does it feel to know that people only like you because you're attractive?
And if you didn't look like Shakira this battle wouldn't even have happened
All they see is a pretty face, fat ass and a skinny waist
Maybe a little Triple H
But zero talent in any way, you're just eye candy
But you are one fly tranny tho'
Thanks to you I got a hole in my lip from goin' like this {bites his bottom lip}
I got a fetish and I can't kick it
So shift that stick back cause I'm on a trans-mission
Hey listen to me, sexy as fuck, met it at the gentleman's club
Wonderin' if its ever had its genitals rubbed without medical gloves
So I approached it, "Hello my love."
Unsure of its gender but whatever it was
It was sexy as fuck
It was love at first sight, within seconds I had it head over Lugz
We went back to its house, hit the man cave, watched Ellen and snugged
Oh how I miss it, it cracked my back whenever we hugged
Estrogen is a helluva drug
Sasha Diesel, deep voice yet soft spoken
Right there for you when your heart's broken...or need a jar opened
And when it whispered in my ear I could feel our souls touch...Goldust
But honestly though, you're disgusting, your tits are fuckin' horrible
Last time I seen a rack (Iraq) that sad it was cause it was a war zone
You're not that convincing, you might need to up the hormones
We're being politically correct with you but trust me we know it's Dijornios
Yo, I'm throwin' a party after this, y'all are welcome for sure bro
I'd invite you but it's more so for people that are you know...normal
Fuckin' freak, you look like fuckin' Goro
Prolly just too lazy to use the urinal
Yo listen, I'm supportive of transgender people I seriously am
But come on!
Really?!
This is clearly a man
Have you seen him hold a beer in his hand?
Just buries the can
It's scary, it's like, "Where is it?" Damn
We're not even clear of the brand
He's a goddamn man
One of them real ones too, I'm talkin' cell phone holsters, steel toe boots
Shoot a deer and go "Whoo!"
Bullseye
Not a quarter, not a half that is a full guy
Have you seen its hand callouses?
You gotta be jokin' y'all
He could grip a fuckin' bowlin' ball with an open palm
Goes rock climbin' with no gloves or rope at all
Wide open wall, give his phone a call he'll answer the shit still holdin' strong
"What's goin' on?"
Y'all believe this?
Are you aware he still has a penis?
Have you seen it?
He's not even makin' an effort here, can we at least get a little cleavage?
You are a man, you will always be a man
If you were on Survivor you'd have a bigger beard than Dan
I should bag tag you right now
But don't worry I'ma fuck you up worse next round
[Round 2: No Shame]
Yo, when I first got this match up I went back and I watched all the battles of Pat and I was like, "Shit. Dan is screwin' me."
But then the Clips battle came out and I was like, "Nope. There ain't shit he can do to me."
Cause this is like a mirror match, y'all confused now like, "How could it be?"
Well we both just standin' here not even shells of the men that we used to be."
I'm just doin' me
You had to change, fatherhood's in your destiny
And you understand karma pays back its interest in penalties
So, it's right around then everything all shifted
Because you became a nice guy who prays everyday that you son doesn't become autistic
It's just all different
When it's your child and it's not somebody's fuckin' brother
Congratulations on your son, just do not have another
By that, do not be bothered
I'm tryin' to help, warn you the sins of the father
For Patrick would be tragic, could you imagine
Goin' your whole life knowin' it'll be your fault when your son leads your son to get his ass kicked
{Stumbles}
It's sad shit but this is how karma works and you can't imagine what you're about to go through
Half the shit that you say you used to do is true then you're fuckin' screwed
Cause I've been to Hell and back, Hell and back times two
And I never did half the shit, of half the shit that you claim that you used to
But I do know what it's like when a piece of shit like you is suddenly filled with a passion
The thought of anything that can happen is enough to throw you into a panic
Make a 6'5" man become manic
The next breath he takes is gon' be that of an asthematic
You'll have to get an ambulance to gas it
Come and get Patrick
Get him to an ER, well hopefully they'll be able to able to perform the tactic
To save the son from seein' him wrapped in plastic
It's sad shit
But that's what happens when you don't give a fuck about anything
Love is what's gonna make you weak
Love will be what makes you wanna go deep
And the minute you feel your love has reached it's peak
That's the moment the one you trusted with all that love is gonna take that shit right from underneath your feet
And I know what you think
"Not me. I got a great chick. A step child and a kid of my own. Shit it's a wonderful life."
Well I thought all the same shit too Patrick, but that was with my ex-wife
See, this battle isn't about me, or you, or about how bad I could do ya
It's about the awkward position that life will put you in right before it screws ya
So why don't you call me in 18 years and let me know how that karma suits ya (Kama Sutra)
[Round 2: Pat Stay]
Now this here is a potato
Now Mr. Potato here claims he's a plum
Color him purple...cute...still doesn't make it a plum
{Pat takes a bite of the potato}
Hmm, sure doesn't taste like a plum
We can dress up Mr. Potato Head but it's not the same as a plum
Now, this here, is an apple
If we were to juggle them both
And the apple dropped, fine, he's got a spare one in his throat
This here is a banana
Hold 'em like that in your hands and it'll give you a pretty rough idea of what he has in his pants
That is a man ladies and gentlemen
Hey wait
You use the face recognition thing in case you get your phone stolen
Now only you and Hulk Hogan can get the phone open
You can stuff a couple socks in your bra, think that we won't notice
And try to motor boat them get my fuckin' nose broken
Motor boat, that ain't even worthy of wake boardin'
You look like a dude in his late 40's named Gordy
If y'all got a problem when I leave go outside and wait for me
If I lose a fight to a bunch of trannies, fuck it, it's a great story
Yo the Migos said, "Queer" and publicly say "sorry"
I chuck a live grenade in the middle of a gay orgy
I'm not referring to y'all about some stupid four letter acroynm
If you don't want me to call you a "faggot" don't fuckin' act like one
You're not a woman it's called "gender dysphoria"
And I never lose to a bitch anyway, that's a gender diss for ya
They say I'm too cold, but fuck it I tell him the truth tho'
I accept you for who you are...you don't
Now wait, do I think it's some mental illness that can be cured with penicillin?
Obviously not
I'm thinkin' more like an excorism
These girls wanna mix with the dudes now, huh? Tell you're sent to prison
And they turn that sausage party to a fuckin' breakfast skillet
Or let's say a man goes to jail for some violent sex offenses
At trial just decides he's no longer a man and gets sent to womens
Doesn't even get a sex change, just really just says he isn't
Then gets bunked up with your daughter and rapes her but then it's different
Right? Double standards
I know what you're thinkin', the fact that he didn't cut off his dick he must have a fuckin' hammer
But you are cute though
I'll let it go

[Round 3: Pat Stay]
Alright listen
Girls or dudes
The suicide rate amongst transgenders is higher than Jewish prisoners under German law during World War II
It's an interesting concept
So is it real or is it a complex?
And does the government really care all of a sudden or is it some twisted political project?
Either way, he/she or they, can we just say...I feel like everybody is just bein' gay
Like, did you just assume my gender? Bunch of weird nonsense
Can't even play of game of Guess Who with a clear conscious
I accept you, and if you prefer "she" that's how I'll address you
I obviously didn't mean all that shit you know deep down I respect you
But I do have one problem with y'all that we about to get to
It's the over exaggeration with how we marginalize and oppress you
See look, the civil rights and trans rights right now is their main topic
Comparin' black struggles to trans struggles in the same context
Preposterous!
A people of any color, it's straight nonsense
There's no trans reservations or fuckin' gay projects
Let me simplify this for you so you can understand better
Mo'nique would never have got rejected if she were a transgender
If H&M put some tranny shit on that damn sweater
That would be the biggest media outrage that we've had EVER
You don't even need talent
Sink in this next bar
Do you think I really chose you cause I think you're the next star?
You are click bait, and the only time your brand ever mattered
Is when they label you in the battle as "Transgender rapper"
But wait, honestly, I've got a whole lot of fuckin' respect for you
As a mother, as a woman, just a human being in general
I know tonight I probably ruffled some feathers but fuck it, whatever
Cause this is the type of shit that brings everybody together