[Round 1: G Duble]
Ten fucking years
He ducked me, hibernating
What you're lookin' at right here is a Frankenstein that I created
I taught him how to kill rappers, crash and crumble 'em
But what he doesn't understand is that his master is right here standing in front of him
Now face your fears
I don't know what's more ridiculous, his fuckin' fake teeth or his fuckin' big ears
Or that stupid faggotity propeller hat he wears
I know he's scared
6'6" for nothin'
Chuck him a basketball and a trampoline and he still couldn't fuckin' dunk it
Cause he's a fuckin' weakling
Saying he's going to punch this and punch that
Stop it Pat
The only thing you punch is a fucking rubber man who couldn't punch back
You fuckin' old hunchback
You should've second guessed
Cause now he's shook and disappearing like an Etch-A-Sketch
You big as fuck bro, that's true
But if the World Trade can collapse Pat than you can collapse too
Pat's through
Patrick who?
No more pain
I yank him off the fucking game like an abscessed tooth
He's nothing to me, a big faggot I cruise through
Seriously, you can get knocked the fuck out like your father used to
Bitch I got moves to, don't let me get my moves on
Shit I can move walk across the Atlantic fuckin' ocean with cinderblock shoes on
More fresh than you
More swag than you
What you accomplish in ten years Pat would've took me a fuckin' day or two
I don't even know how he's this close to me cause everything about me is faggot proof
And I'm more fuckin' Sucka Free than you could ever be
Nah, hates the truth
All them years, all them views
All them interviews on the news
Hanging out with Drake and filming crews
And you still ain't amount to shit
Give me my fuckin' plunger
Cause this old plumber is about to flush down three 300 pounds of shit
[Round 1: Pat Stay]
I'm pretty sure, everyone here knows I'ma make a fool of you tonight
You're 39 years old Gary, the fuck are you doing with your life?
I mean c'mon Gary ya old plumber
Aw man, I'm about to roast his ass
You like playin' the plumber huh?
Well it's only right I expose his ass
Ready?
It's Gary's revenge
Your boy set you up to get embarrassed again
What a terrible friend
Like, where does it end?
Well fuck it I'll tear him again
It's finna get ugly as an ostrich, he'll leave here and bury his head
Yo where have you been?
Heard you became a pizza delivery guy
Gary look at you go
Like, who said the limit's the sky?
You did it!
Estimated time of delivery two minutes
Boom, boom, boom
"Who is it?"
"G Duble E, medium cheese, stuffed crust"
"What's up cuz?"
Then expect you to share it like, "Ah fuck that look delicious
Think you could spare a slice?
A lil' Gary bite?
Huh? C'mon cuz. I'm fuckin' starvin'."
40 year old rapping pizza boy
More like undiscovered artist
Yo, his palms are sweaty
His Little Caesar's boss is yelling
Sauce on his top already
Hot N Ready
Box on top of box, try walking steady but they drop, it's heavy
Alzheimer's, so he keeps on forgetting
The address he wrote down, his phone's down, there's no hope now
So he rips off his apron and visor and throws both down
39 year old rapper, time to go all out
"I'm gonna battle Pat again and get my old ass clowned."
Gary!
The hell is wrong with you bro?
He'll introduce himself like, "You already know"
The crowd's like, "I honestly don't. Who is this guy?"
Of course they don't, Gary's mad old
The first opponent Gary battled was a fucking pterodactyl
Yo, it's finna get vicious y'all
Old, injured, limping dog
I'ma trip him like, "Give me paw"
Then fuckin' trip him and snip is balls
Set this cat straight (castrate), ya lost old man, the Legion is that way
Even Frankie MacDonald himself said, "It's gon' be a bad day."
Pat Stay
The king of this shit
Heard you just put a ring on that bitch
Poor girl
If she leaves with half she's get garlic fingers and some cinnamon sticks
Fuck you, your skeleton teeth, bald head and impotent dick
You thought I was mean the first time well I'm 'bout to say some ignorant shit
Time!
[Round 2: G Duble]
You wanna talk about age? Dude you're old as fuck now
You're like a senior citizen
He lures kids into his apartment with popsicles before he tries to slip his dick in them
I'm a fuckin' problem for him
And the beast within me

{stumbles}

I'm a fuckin' problem for him
And the beast within me got me crazier than every fuckin' character by Steve Buscemi
Best believe he's shitty
Don't make me whip my fuckin' belt off lap and whoop your fuckin' ass all over every street in this city
You owe me this
No holdin' back bitch no resist
I'll knock your fuckin' fake teeth out your mouth
Shove my dick in and hope it fits
Like, "choke on this"
Y'all think this dude's sick?
He came here after suckin' a random dude's dick
I'm the harbor hopper
Fuckin' old whistle dick, washed up rappin' ass Sergeant Slaughter
He big for nothin'
Can't handle the pier pressure
Right now I feel like Mystikal because I'm about to catch a fuckin' case for raping this hair dresser
Takin' his air pressure
And you know, I'll go Popeye on his big ass and slap the shit out of Bluto
But yo, let's talk about the birds and the bees
He's got every germ and disease
He dates that bitch Malyssa Burns and he wonders why it burns when he pees
Cause the whole fuckin' city's been in it
[Pat Stay] Shoutout to my baby mama. I love you baby!

[G Duble]
Cause the whole fuckin' city's been in it way before Stay did
The bitch had more balls on her fuckin' face than the McDonalds play pit
I used to hit it myself, even when the bitch was pregnant, disgusting slut
My dick was pokin' his baby between the fuckin' eyes every time I thrust
I'm sick wit' it bro
You ain't nice like me
I spit it like I got the ghost of Big L and Sean Price inside of me
With the fuckin' spirit of Guru beside me
And Prodigy lookin' down to guide me
I will fuckin' kill you, physically and mentally
But first I'll transform into a bloodsucking poisonous centipede with infinite energy
Robotically programmed
To wrap around your head and crush your fuckin' skull like a Coke can
So come on old man
Come and get stepped upon
And if I'm the fuckin' old guy, then why is he the one with the fuckin' dentures on?

[Round 2: Pat Stay]
It's called Invisalign

Ayo listen to me aight?
I mentioned Frankie MacDonald, right?
Love him
Talented dude
See him and Gary are actually similar from a comedic standpoint of view
Cause look, for real, he's entertainin', we love him right?
He got me crackin' up too
But a normally functioning person wouldn't get the same reaction they do
For example, if you, made the same blog as Frankie, it wouldn't get half of the views
If I said the exact same shit as Gary, I'd get practically booed
You get my point?
Look, when I rap, "This guy's so arrogant. Look at him."
When he raps, "Ha. I fuckin' love this guy. Good for him."
In other words this is a handicap match
I don't respect my elders, gramp will get his fanny pack jacked
I'll rob him blind
And if he acts like he's got nothing left for me dude
I'll say "Ante (auntie) up in this bitch" like a ratchet aunt when she steps in the room
G Duble
Be humble
Cause if we rumble
These knuckles
Will swell your face like a bee stung you
You'll see double, stumble and take a mean tumble
It's not a Gucci belt when I make G buckle
G Duble you in deep trouble
If I pick you up and slam you I'll make the fuckin' concrete rumble
These your dawgs, they better keep muzzled
Cause mine stay strapped and when it pop's bro, I don't mean uncle
Must not have taken his medicine
I don't mean the prayer before a church song when I say I'm ahead of him (hymn)
And how's your wife Shelly been?
With her giant nose and Jay Leno chin?
That pelican's developed in, to quite the fine young gentleman
She told me not to diss her, what'd I do? Roast her again
Gary, I'm not even trying, I swear I actually hope that you win
Your girl can go through Tim Hortons
Look, your girl don't even need a tray when she goes into Tim's
She can take the coffee and hold on her chin and simultaneously roll up the rim
C'mon! You old fuckin' trout
I got paid a lot for this shit, I'm guessin' this one's on the house
You old fuckin' plumber
Yo plumbers be makin' crazy bread
But he's not an actual plumber...though he does make Crazy Bread
Yo, got his red seal at Little Caesars
Go have a family or something you frickin' geezer

[Round 3: G Duble]
Your fuckin' name is "Pat"
Every kid I knew named Patrick
Was bullied and had his ass kicked
Hell, you were probably one of 'em
"My name's Patty. My name's Patty."
Everybody made fuckin' fun of him
He's a fuckin' old hair dresser, look how mad he is
He's gonna go home and fuckin' punch Melissa in the face and slap the kids after this
Run a fuckin' bath and slash his wrists
Then fuckin' fall in a tub and bash his head and crack his ribs
Like the fuckin' sack of shit he fuckin' actually is
Yo, if I lose this I'll just make up excuses like Patrick does
"I just finished writing last night man. I didn't get to practice much
I was busy on my Facebook making statuses and being a dad. It sucks."
Get the fuck outta here with that garbage bitch
You should've focused on me instead of Charlie Clips
Cause now you gettin' smoked like one of Bob Marley's spliffs
And the day I Iose to this fuckin' faggot again
Is the day Eddie Carvery quits
Protestin', no question
Pat's a wreck
So big and out of shape, when he wipes his fuckin' ass he gets [?] knots on the back of his neck
And he says that he's all man, psst
Boy, a man goes fishin'
Hard work fixin'
Hands and feet blisterin'
To put food in his fam's kitchen
You sit on fuckin' Facebook bitchin'
Lickin' your lips and twitchin'
Worried about your fuckin' beard you limp wrist biscuit
There's a fuckin' difference
But he don't understand none of it like the fact that Bigg K put him on life support and I pulled the plug on it
This battle is over bro, I smoked you without a single paper
You're a fuckin' old geezer, face it, I'll see you at bingo later

[Round 3: Pat Stay]
Gary O'donnell
Clearly a model
If he's messaging your girl on Instagram, you lean back and stare at the convo
"So h- how you know Gary anyway?
I don't know, I just find it weird you follow
Just thought we agreed to not have sluts on our list. Apparently not though. "
I mean c'mon, let's not dodge it
Brad Pitt, The Rock Johnson, Channing Tatum, Ryan Gosling
He's mistaken for these guys often
Best pizza boy in town all started with a Hot Pocket
Now he's whippin' around that motherfuckin' dough, boss hoggin'
Haha, bro your whole swag says G.E.D
Pass the trailer park, beep beep beep beep
{Mimicking G Duble} "Aw. 'Bout thought I was 'bout to fuckin' smash him. You should've seen me Keith

Stretched shirts, underage head turns
N-words
2Pac, Fred Durst
Snoop Dogg, his friend Kirk
Bro you said, "I'm the best since 'Pac, Biggie and Pun died
If I was from the west coast they'd have my name on a Compton sign."
Gary have you lost your mind?
They wouldn't put your name on a cube van in a Spryfield bottle drive
He also said, aw fuck. "The .9 I'll deliver will make you shake and shiver
Like your bitch when she quiver when I give her my liver."
So, you're an organ donor?
Aye, I guess he's not a bad dude
He's got a good heart, hell, why don't you toss her that too?
The fuck do you mean?
And then you talked about my son?
Usually that would be goin' too far
But fuck it, he's already smarter and farther ahead in life than you are
Said I look like this and that
Fake teeth, cool bar
You look like you shouldn't be allowed to be within 1,000 feet of a schoolyard
Wait
Gary's face
Young Ashley Olsen and Mary-Kates
The world's a scary place, be very safe
Carry mace
Nearly 8,000 women a year are raped
Gary's face
Why would you do this? I don't get it
I'll let him go cause clearly he ain't a threat to me
And giving this old fossil fuel is just a waste of energy
Finish him
Fatality
Time