Hey, girl
Yeah I've liked you for a while
I like your hair, your voice, your eyes, your butt, your skin and smile
So even though I'm awkward most of the time
I still consider you absolutely sublime

Hey, girl
Yeah I'm really not a freak
Except for those times that I've watched you sleep
So even though you probably think I'm gay
You turn me on more than Anne Hathaway

And I just wanted to say
I love you
I love you
I love you more than emos love girl jeans
I lo-o-ove you

Hey girlfriend
I like you more than food
But I also like your boyfriend so don't be rude
So because you stole him away from me
I'll gladly break your face and shatter your knees

[Stay away from him or I'll kill you, b*tch]
And I just wanted to say
I love you
I love you
I love you more than I love throwing up my food to lose weight
I lo-o-ove you

Hey, boy
Ya know I think you're such a hottie
I like your hair, your voice, your eyes, your clothes, your abs and body
So even though you left me for that b*tch in 7th grade
I'm glad you were the first guy that I ever laid

[Even though you cried at the words
That was kinda awkward, homie]

And I just wanted to say, yo
I love you
I love you, boy
I love you more than my momma loves Chinese food
I lo-o-ove you
Oh, all of the single ladies

Hey, dude
This might sound really gay
I like your clothes, your taste in girls, your smell and body spray
So even though I made out with your girlfriend last week
You're the coolest guy I've ever wanted to meet
[Whatever]

And I just wanted to say
I love you, dude
I love you
I love you more than I love kissing your girlfriend
I lo-o-ove you

Hey mommy
I only like you when you're nice
I like it when you give me toys and candy, Coke with ice
So even though you spank me when I break your favorite things
I still love you and it makes me want to sing
[About how mean you are]

And I just wanted to say
I love you
I love you
I love you more than Dad loves Playboy books
I lo-o-ove you

Hey, guys
You're all looking pretty great
Please comment and subscribe
And don't forget to rate
So even though I really don't know you as a friend
I'll be here for you 'till the very end
[Of this video]
And I just wanted to say
I love you
I love you
I love you more than Asians love homework
I lo-o-ove you