{Diedrich Knickerbocker]:
Ichabod Crane is in quite a Pickle
As the piratey Horseman turned out to be fickle
And to make matters worse
He's got a crush
Her smile and her manners turned his heart into mush...
Will Kat e'er return this most amorous feeling?
Or maybe she'll see that he's just mmmm...
Not that appealing