[Intro: Drew Gooden]
Long intro

[Verse 1: Jon Cozart]
Youtube 2023
There's some cool guys
They do videos about interesting things
Like Kidz Bop, and High School Musical, and furries
They have wives, they're adult men
There's Kurtis, the hot Canadian one
There's Danny, the musical one
There's Cody, the funny one
And then there's Drew
And he's not

[Chorus: Jon Cozart & Drew Gooden]
Just--
Drew Gooden!
I'm just some guy
Drew Gooden!
Just another plain white guy
Drew Gooden!
Not just somе guy

[Verse 2: Jon Cozart]
Just last week in my room
I found it quite difficult to write this song about a guy with
So few dеfinable characteristics
Compared to his more f*ckable peers
I googled Drew Gooden
And I was quite impressed
Until I realized
Drew is famously white
Eventually I found him by scrolling way down
I was initially confused cause they labeled him 'Comedian'
[Pre-Chorus: Jon Cozart]
(So what's his deal?)
He could live anywhere, he chose Orlando
(So what's his deal?)
He dyed his hair mint green
Cause he's not

[Chorus: Jon Cozart & Drew Grooden]
Just some guy!
Drew Gooden!
Just some guy!
Drew Gooden!
The second best Andrew Gooden
Drew Gooden!
Not just some guy

[Interlude: Basketball announcers]
(Drew Gooden's shot)
(Dreeeew!)
(Got it for three, Drew Gooden has been sensational!)

[Bridge: Jon Cozart & Drew Gooden]
Just some!
Guy
Just some!
Guy
Just some!
Guy who plays guitar on Instagram
Just some!
Elf, the Keebler kind?
Just some!
Kid who got a wife for his Make-A-Wish
Just some!
Child after me Lucky Charms
Just some!
Big fetus *laughs*
Just some!
Plain bagel
He's number one!
Recommended among dentists
Just some guy!
...some guy!
[Outro: Drew Gooden]
That's kinda f*cked up, man