[Verse]
It was the night before Christmas when all through the house
Everybody was stoned, even the mouse
Man from the courthouse and me from jail
I just settled down to get a piece of her tail
When all of a sudden I heard such a clatter
I tripped on my dick and busted my bladder
I went downstairs, and what did I see?
A fat little red faggot, hanging from a tree
He stuffed the stockings with reefers and beer
And a big fat hairy dick for the family queer
That's the end of my story, funny, wasn't it? You see?

[Chorus]
She didn't see my thing behind you
Leave you for this private eye
I was there to give them near to my
Zima zima mommy fah
I'm gonna say this, hope it don't offend you
Came to the grizma
Give them a taste of me
Give 'em a little excitement to the damn monkey
Your monkey can stay with me
Chevy took my brain
Same old motherfucker sucked my dick that day
He will never zima zima
Never not that day
I'm really sick of all this excitement, yeah
But he thinks he's better than me
Uma zooma nooga dunga
You can suck my dick all day, one, two, three, four
Santa can suck my dick all day