Hook x 2
P: I'm rockin' Wally Clarks like Walter White and Tony Starks
B: I'm rockin' Wally Clarks like Walter White and Tony Starks
P: Kill me with an authentic Walther PPK and pray to Jim Caviezel
B: Shit the sequel's on the way

Patience:
Converted hybrid retro Mercedes
A stack of back issues of Playboy from the '80s
Russ Meyer shared fetish, John Larroquette haircut
Cash in the safe and the safe in the air-ducts

Don Juan '67 laser-disc
Reel-to-reel to DAT tape attached with soldered paper clips
Blood, kidneys, bones, a handkerchief
With PSJ in cursive, catch the drool of the space cadet

Chuggin' Labatt 50, bumpin' some Black Hippy
Trim my Mike Patton facial hair, then the fact hit me
I'm defined by aesthetics, pop culture obsessed
A pod, no substance, you cyacksuckers are next, unh

Human Tumblr: no original thought
Swore I saw 6:66 on my digital watch
There's vintage Polo on my mind, like all day
And my girl's got an ironic poster of Scarface

Hook x 2

Bender:
Jean jacket airbrushed, blood hounds and grizzlies
Escort look like Helen Mirren in the '60s
Flew to Paris, had a pizza, never saw the Eiffel
Audubon Illustrated, Winchester rifle

Dream of Momofuku while I'm eatin' frozen seafood
Lookin' California while I'm feelin' Mogadishu
Sugar Mommy pay the rent, I'll never touch a pre-nup
Runners do the legwork, we chillin' with our feet up

Pied du Cochon V.I.P. special menu
Exotic houseplant stash bail for my nephew
Stay of execution show the monsters how to ball
I'm in your dream house, pulling copper out the wall

Winter '93 I rocked a parka like a mastodon
Summer '92 I got to third base on The Gravitron
Wah-zoo, Garry Kasparov study these dance moves
Russian Jew behind me with the black velour track suit

Hook x 2

P: I cut my copy of Infinite Jest in half
B: Ink spot indelible, been to the depths and back
P: Ralph Lauren bedspread under big breasts and ass
B: Left her breath smeared on the window, never Windexed the glass

P: My used Black Sabbath-patch jacket actually did a tour in 'Nam
B: Next-door neighbour Thora Birch, she never leave the curtains drawn
P: I carved 'Slayer' in my arm, and I've never even heard a song
B: Word is bond, I say word is bond

B: Paint a self portrait with a Reagan mask on my face
P: Womanizer, Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints
B: Bootleg Chinese Power Glove massage your labia
P: C'mon girl, you know the story, Juno gave her baby up

B: Pile of cocaína tall enough to turn your blood pink
P: I'm Brutus with a Bluetooth, Sterling cuff-links
B: Television taught me everything you know
P: I'm Judas with a deuce coupe but never leave my home