[Verse 1]
I've got a story to tell
Would you mind listening?
I can always count on you
We're such good friends
And I need to talk about my situation
And you're the only one who'll understand

[Chorus]
Now someone's got designs on my baby
She's making her intentions very plain
We both know this old girl that I'm talking about
But I don't want to mention any names
Well, she's asked him to slow dance way too often
She's made suggestions I don't like at all
I'm trying to let her know that
I'm wise to her game
But I don't want to mention any names

[Verse 2]
Well, I can understand why she'd want him
Oh, you've even said yourself
He's quite a prize
She's about a good of friend as you are

[Bridge]
Come to think about it
She's just about your size
If she don't back off
There's going to be some trouble
I'm prepared to make that very plain
[Chorus]
I sure hope I've said enough
And just between the two of us
Because I don't want to mention any names
Well, she's asked him to slow dance way too often
She's made suggestions I don't like at all
I'm trying to let her know that
I'm wise to her game
But I don't want to mention any names