[Intro]
Country western?
Wanna hear a country song?
This song's a little novelty tune
All you country singers, I want you to sing along in the choruses
You'll pick it up right away even though you've never heard it
This is for you, man
It's you
No shit

[Verse 1]
It's too dark to put the keys in my ignition
And the morning sun is yet to climb my hood ornament
But before too long, I might see those flashing red lights
Look out, mama, 'cause I'm coming home tonight

[Chorus]
Think I'll roll another number for the road
I feel able to get under any load
Though my feet aren't on the ground, I been standing on the sound
Of some open hearted people going down

[Verse 2]
I'm not going back to Woodstock for a while
Though I long to see that lonesome hippie smile
I'm a million miles away from that helicopter day
No, I don't believe I'll be going back that way
[Chorus]
Think I'll roll another number for the road
I feel able to get under any load
Though my feet aren't on the ground, I been standing on the sound
Of some open hearted people going down

[Interlude]
Thank you
I've got one more song I'd like to sing for you, it's, um