Sippin' Perrier playing ping pong
Movin' up the ranks ya'll
Hey man, you know there's nothing wrong with a late night battle
I always stay prepared
My paddle's in my backpack, challengers beware
With the P I N G
Volley for the serve hit it nice and easy
See, we got these regulations for a tournament
O.R.P.P.R.B, check the document
I'll officiate your event, keep it on the level
Inspect the surfaces, arguments are settled
Scrutinize the nets keep 'em taught and snappy
Rock the color commentary, keep the people happy
It's on; the day starts just before dawn
Brobot's on the front lawn givin' seminars on the finer arts
Like brutal backhand hits
People line up earnin' new certificates
Check the merchandise, man Grimmy thought of everything
Sweatbands up to grand champion rings
That means that nobody leaves empty handed
Every last ball on the court's O.R.P.P.R.B. Branded
Demand from my sponsors is big and gettin' better
See me at the match in my ping-pong sweater
In the locker room lifting weights to get strong
Sippin' Perrier playin' ping pong


What? Yo they challenged me? To a sanctioned event?
Tt went quick with the skunk yeah love-zero-six
Top spin smashin'
Stops em dead in their tracks
You see the way i relax is winning ping pong matches
Victories are comin' in batches when i practice
It's backhand, backhand again
Forehand, no return practice sideways spin
The skin on my paddle's kind of floppy
But it don't stop me, i'll win in any condition
While you're wishin' you could scout out my style and try to copy
I'm in japan learning secret paddle positions
I'm on a steady diet (sashimi to gohan)
I eat with my fingers, consult the master for advice
The first rule of ping pong: know the score
Never stop playing til the ball hits the floor
See me at the comfort inn on the world tour
It's 4 am I'm eating continental breakfast
The competition don't expect this
A new serve for Mr.Cyberman, an ace is quite effective
I'm happy as long as my ladder post is protected
Our gear's not the tightest, it's all that we found
The table might wobble but it don't fall down
I'm in the locker room liftin' weights to get strong
Sippin' Perrier playing ping pong

Every ball is branded
Serve it left handed
O.R.P.P.R.B see the label and demand it
It can get kind of crazy you understand it
It don't phase me it's just the way that we planned it