Hey, and this is what they call the Milky Way
Hey, yo, it's much bigger than what them data banks say
And that's what they call the planet Earth
It's covered in water and white clouds man that's not what I heard
There's life forms with white horns and long tails
And underwater things with strings of strong scales
The data drones dictated the spot was deserted
I heard it myself bot it was very well worded
It wasn't confirmed though? Now was it?
They got me breathing oxygen? God damn dude that does it
This sunlight just doesn't mix right with my chrome
It shines right through, dude this place needs a dome
Forget it we're here now let's hit it
Powerthighs energize hologram tubes to exhibit
It's 6-89Z75 what the fizzuck
Transform and ride with the wheels on the ground rig wobbling
We're cruising through Kyoto, hit the ocean, ain't no stopping them
Amphibious upgrade I heard about this place, underwater secret base
Knock Knock Knock (Who is it?)
I said the password (Oh, yeah, we been waiting for your visit)
Forget the protocol bot just listen
We're going to dismiss this mission cause it don't seem right
This planet's not deserted bot it's teeming with life
I'm not detonating nothing and we won't ignite
Four bots in the back of a dank dark room
We're here for 5 years bot no matter what you do

Intellectually coma team for the few
It's not the first time so don't think it's nothing new
Positroncally bound to that CPU
We're here for 5 years bot no matter what you do
Somebody was lying, man, we gotta find the truth
Call Guzzlebot he be cranked up with them clues
Back on Cybertron, yo, the queen be feeling rude
We're here for 5 years bot no matter what you do
Stuck here with all these fuckin' lizards

(Female voices in various languages)