(Verse 1)
The dog just up and ran away
The trailer van is two months late
My baby stole my truck and now she's gone
Now life is turning out...
Just like a country song

(Verse 2)
The fish just snapped my fishing pole
Mama's hooked on dipping scope
My rooster crows at dusk instead of dawn
My life is turning out
Just like a country song

(Verse 3)
Things are going sideways
I'll just hit the highway
Leave my troubles behind
I'll just find a dirt road
Go wherever it goes
I'm gonna be just fine

(Verse 4)
My brother, Joe, is back in jail
I lock my gun to pay his bail
And now he's probably tenting up on the lawn
My life is turning out
Just like a country song
(Verse 5)
Well, lookie there
My dog came back
The rooster had a heart attack
My baby pulled up in my truck
Cried and said she's still in love
Begged and begged and pleaded
All night long
My life is turning out
Just like a country song

(Repeat)
My life is turning out
Just like a country song
Like a country song
Just like a country song