[Chapter 1: The Most Gigantic Lying Mouth of All Time]
*The Most Gigantic Theme plays*
[Chapter 2: Hosting]
Hello, welcome to the most gigantic lying mouth of all time. I've just returned from the screening room, and I'm rigid with excitement. Why? Because I have a banquet of footage for you to feast your eyes on. So sit back, relax, and eat, eat, eat...
[Chapter 3: Lament]
*The Gloaming plays*
[Verse 1]
Genie let out of the bottle
It is now the witching hour
Genie let out of the bottle
It is now the witching hour
Murderers, you'rе murderers
We arе not the same as you
Genie let out of the bottle
Funny, ha-ha, funny how
[Hook 1]
When the walls bend, when the walls bend
With your breathing, with your breathing
When the walls bend, when the walls bend
With your breathing, with your breathing
With your breathing
[Verse 2]
They will suck you down to the other side
They will suck you down to the other side
They will suck you down to the other side
They will suck you down to the other side
To the shadows blue and red, shadows blue and red
Your alarm bells, your alarm bells
Shadows blue and red, shadows blue and red
Your alarm bells, your alarm
[Hook 2]
They should be ringing, they should be ringing
They should be ringing, they should be ringing
They should be ringing, they should be ringing
They should be ringing, they should be ringing
[Outro]
They should be ringing, they should be ringing
They should be ringing, they should be ringing
This is the gloaming
[Chapter 4: The Big Switch]
[?] in contact
Check regular orders
Regular orders [?]
Nothing seductive
Getting on better pace
Return to [?]
Contact
Do not proceed through black hole
Down black hole three
Malfunction [?] three
Employee sleeping, employee too comfortable
Weak animals
Driven into wall
Malfunction, malfunction, malfunction...
Calculated, better [?] society
No chance of escape
[?] chance of illness [?] at ease
[Chapter 5: The Scream (Directed by Paulo Neves)]
*No Surprises starts playing*
[Verse]
A heart that's full up like a landfill
A job that slowly kills you
Bruises that won't heal
You look so tired, unhappy
Bring down the government
They don't, they don't speak for us
*ends*
[Chapter 6: My Showbiz Life: Thom Yorke]
Daryll: What's your best tip for posing for photographs?
Thom Yorke: Keep the same expression... for at least forty-five minutes. And if they try and make you laugh, don't. Cause that's the one that we use
Daryll: When were you last papped?
Thom Yorke: Packed?
Daryll: Papped
Thom Yorke: Papped?
Daryll: Photographed
Thom Yorke: Oh, papped
Daryll: Yeah, photographed
Thom Yorke: Oh, what by the paps?
Daryll: Yeah, I guess so
Thom Yorke: Ah, when was I last papped?
Daryll: Yes
Thom Yorke: The last time I was papped, was, uh, going to the supermarket. I ate some friends' beans
Daryll: Name a famous person you've snogged
Thom Yorke: Oh...
Daryll: Anything, a kiss on the cheek
Thom Yorke: Oh. Ah... (laughs) ah, I couldn't possibly reveal that information. Robbie Williams
Daryll: Was it good?
Thom Yorke: No
Daryll: Okay
Thom Yorke: He hadn't shaved. Richard Nixon
Daryll: Name one famous person you know has a crush on you
Thom Yorke: (laughs) Fuck's sake. Well, uh, now I think about this carefully, it would have to be, um... it would have to be, uh... what? What? You can't [?] me, man. Uh, it would have- oh! Yes, Madonna! And her friend, whatever her name is, with the blonde hair
Daryll: Uh, the girl
Thom Yorke: Yeah, the girl, you know
Daryll: When were you last at another celeb's house, and what was it like?
Thom Yorke: It was very nice, he had a wonky piano
Daryll: And who was it?
Thom Yorke: Oh, I can't tell you that
Daryll: Oh. What's the...
Thom Yorke: The piano was lovely. Right
Daryll: What's the best present you've ever received from a fellow celeb?
Thom Yorke: A f... (laughs) Uh, I got a purse once, that was excellent. A purse for my loose change
Daryll: What colour was it?
Thom Yorke: It was red, and yellow...
Daryll: Sparklies, or not... no sparklies?
Thom Yorke: ...and pink, and green, with fluffy rabbits
Daryll: What is the best thing about being a celebrity?
Thom Yorke: Getting free petrol. (laughs)
Daryll: Thank you, Thom, for this interview. It's been wonderful
Thom Yorke: Thank you so much. Thank you
Daryll: Have a great day
[Chapter 7: Ed O'Brien's Story Time / Fog]
[My Showbiz Life: Ed O'Brien out of Radiohead]
Ed O'Brien: We climbed mountains so high it seemed as if we would scrape the moon but the Polar Express never slowed down faster and faster we ran along rolling over peaks and through valleys like a car on a roller coaster
The mountains turned into hills, the hills to snow-covered plains
We crossed a barren desert of ice, the Great Polar Ice Cap
Lights appeared in the distance they looked like the lights of a strange ocean liner sailing on a frozen sea
There is the North Pole
Is that enough? (laughter)
[Fog (Live)]
[Verse 1]
There’s a little child running around this house
And he never leaves, he will never leave
And the fog comes up from the sewers
And glows, in the dark
[Verse 2]
Baby alligators in the sewers
Grow up fast, grow up fast
Anything you want, it can be done, how?
[Outro]
How did you go bad?
Did you go bad? Did you go bad?
Some things will never wash away
Did you go bad? Did you go bad?
[Chapter 8: Short Film DVD]
*5ths Reversed plays, then stops abruptly*
*Broken Brass Bin plays*
*Text*
EYES
FREEZING
IN
HELL
BEGGING
FOR
US
ARE
YOU
FRESH
WE
HAVE
NO
SELF
CONTROL
WHO
SHOPPED
WHO
DARK
DAYS
ALL
HAIL
TO
THE
THIEF
*Broken Brass Bin Ends*
*text appears that says "VCR • TV REPAIR" then disappears*
*Kinetic starts to play*
[Chorus]
(Kinetic, kinetic, kinetic, kinetic
Kinetic, kinetic, kinetic, kinetic
Kinetic, kinetic, kinetic, kinetic
Kinetic, kinetic, kinetic, kinetic
Kinetic, kinetic, kinetic, kinetic)
Please keep moving
Better keep moving
(Kinetic, kinetic, kinetic, kinetic
Kinetic, kinetic, kinetic, kinetic
Kinetic, kinetic, kinetic, kinetic
Kinetic, kinetic, kinetic, kinetic
Kinetic, kinetic, kinetic, kinetic
Kinetic, kinetic, kinetic, kinetic
Kinetic...)
[Chapter 9: Inside of My Head]
[Chapter 10: De Tripas Y Corazon]
[Chapter 11: Idioteque]
*A Punchup at a Wedding starts to play and ends*
[Verse 1]
Who's in a bunker? Who's in a bunker?
Women and children first, and the children first, and the children
I'll laugh until my head comes off
I'll swallow until I burst, until I burst, until I
Who's in a bunker? Who's in a bunker?
I have seen too much, you haven't seen enough, you haven't seen it
I'll laugh until my head comes off
Women and children first, and children first, and children
[Chorus]
Here I'm alive
Everything all of the time
Here I'm alive
Everything all of the time
[Verse 2]
Ice Age coming, Ice Age coming
Let me hear both sides, let me hear both sides, let me hear both
Ice Age coming, Ice Age coming
Throw him on the fire, throw him on the fire, throw him on the
We're not scaremongering
This is really happening, happening
We're not scaremongering
This is really happening, happening
Mobiles skwerking, mobiles chirping
Take the money and run, take the money and run, take the money
[Chorus]
Here I'm alive
Everything all of the time
Here I'm alive
Everything all of the time
Here I'm alive
Everything all of the time
Here I'm alive
Everything all of the time
[Outro]
(-n first) (And the childre-)
(-n first) (And the childre-)
(-n first) (And the childre-)
(-n first) (And the childre-)
(-n first) (And the childre-)
(-n first) (And the childre-)
(-n first) (And the childre-)
(-n first) (And the childre-)
(-n first) (And the childre-)
(-n first)
[Chapter 12: Credits]
Chieftan Mews: Please don't fall in love with me, I can't repay you
All my love is used up, on me
*Chernobyl 2 plays*
*text*
The presenter CHIEFTAN MEWS
The music (in chronological order)
The most Gigantic Theme by TIM BRAN
5ths Reversed by RADIOHEAD
"The Gloaming" by RADIOHEAD
"No Surprises" by RADIOHEAD
"Fog" by RADIOHEAD
"Broken Brass Bin" by RADIOHEAD
"Kinetic" by RADIOHEAD
"We Suck Young Blood" by RADIOHEAD
"Where I End and You Begin" by RADIOHEAD
"A Punchup at a Wedding" by RADIOHEAD
"Idioteque" by RADIOHEAD
"Chernobyl 2" by RADIOHEAD
The directors
CATH ELLIOTT
CHRIS LEVITUS
PAULO NEVES (Chapter 4)
ASHLEY DEAN
JUAN PABLO ETCHEVERRY (Chapter 9)
The artwork
STANLEY DONWOOD
DR TCHOCK
The writers
CHRIS BRAN
STANLEY DONWOOD
RADIOHEAD
The producer
DILLY GENT
The director
CHRIS BRAN
The end
