Freddie Mercury
​bohemian WAPsody
[Intro: Cardi B, Al "T" McLaran & Megan Thee Stallion]
Whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
I said certified freak
Seven days a week
Wet-ass pussy
Wet-ass pussy
There's some whores in this house
I said certified freak
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Seven days a week
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Wet-ass pussy
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Make that pullout game weak (Ah)

[Chorus: Cardi B]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you fuckin' with some wet-ass pussy
Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet-ass pussy
Give me everything you got for this wet-ass pussy

[Verse 1: Cardi B & Megan Thee Stallion]
Beat it up
Beat it up
Beat it up, n***a, catch a charge
Talk your shit
Bite your lip
Ask for a car
While you ride that dick
Talk your shit
I need a hard hitter, need a deep stroker
Bite your lip
Need a Henny drinker, need a weed smoker
Ask for a car
Not a garter snake, I need a king cobra
While you ride that dick
Now get your boots and your coat for this wet-ass pussy
He bought a phone just for pictures of this wet-ass pussy
Pay my tuition just to kiss me on this wet-ass pussy
Now make it rain if you wanna see some wet-ass pussy (Ah)

[Interlude: Al "T" McLaran]
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some who—

[Chorus: Cardi B, Megan Thee Stallion & Ben Shapiro]
Now from the top, make it drop, that's some wet-ass pussy
Now get a bucket and a mop, that's some wet-ass pussy
I'm talkin' wap, wap, wap, that's some wet-ass pussy (Ah)
Macaroni, macaroni, macaroni, macaroni
Macaroni in a pot (Coronavirus)
Wet-ass p-word

[Verse 2: Cardi B & Megan Thee Stallion]
I don't cook, I don't clean
But let me tell you how I got this ring (Ayy, ayy)
Swallow me, drip down the side of me (Yeah)
Quick, jump out 'fore you let it get inside of me (Yeah)
I tell him where to put it, never tell him where I'm 'bout to be (Huh)
I'll run down on him 'fore I have a n***a runnin' me
Talk your shit, bite your lip (Yeah)
Ask for a car while you ride that dick
Wap, wap, wap, wap
That's some wet-ass pussy, make me scream
Wap, wap, wap
That's some wet-ass pussy, make me scream
Wap, wap, wap
That's some wet-ass pussy, make me scream
That's some wet-ass pussy, make me scream
That's some wet-ass, wet-ass, wet-ass pussy
Wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap

[Chorus: Cardi B]
Make it drop, make it drop, that's some wet-ass pussy
Now get a bucket and a mop, that's some wet-ass pussy
I'm talkin' wap, wap, wap, that's some wet-ass pussy
Macaroni in a pot, that's some wet-ass pussy, huh

[Verse 3: Cardi B]
Look, I need a hard hitter, need a deep stroker
Need a Henny drinker, need a weed smoker
Not a garter snake, I need a king cobra
With a hook
He got some money, then that's where I'm headed
Pussy A1 just like his credit
He got a beard, well, I'm tryna wet it
Now he diabetic
I don't wanna spit, I wanna gulp
I wanna gag, I wanna choke
I want you to touch that lil' dangly thing that swing in the back of my throat
My head game is fire, punani Dasani
It's goin' in dry and it's comin' out soggy
Wap, wap, wap, wap
Wap, wap, wap, that's some wet-ass pussy

[Outro: Cardi B, Megan Thee Stallion & Ben Shapiro]
I said certified freak, seven days a week
Wet-ass pussy, make that pullout game weak (Ah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you fuckin' with some wet-ass pussy
There's some whores in this house