Several several seas I could swim in with ease
A parasailing sociopath
A salivating chief of staff
If he drools out a stream roll on over to me
I'm three and three and three
At a very big party

You're buying and I guess that I'm sold
Not getting wiser but I'm gettin' kind of old

I'm sorry for the time that I made out with all your friends
I'm really a shithead

Wasn't it so hard just to bod in the raw
Several several brews and a Bavarian flu
I only wanna sing about murder in my songs
I have to use these metaphors just to say I like you

I guess that I'm sold
Not getting wiser but I'm really gettin' old

I'm sorry for the time that I made out with all your friends
I'm really a shithead

I'm sorry for the time that I made out with all your friends
I'm really a shithead

I'm sorry for the time that I made out with all your friends
I'm really a shithead

I'm really sorry for the time I tried to make off with your friends
But I'm not that sorry