[Felony Steve]
Felony, Felony, got a lot of earwax
Felony, Felony, check the carfax

Felony, Felony, loves okay sex
Felony, Felony, Felony, Felony

I'm looking for cheese at the jewelery store
They said

[Awsten Knight]
"we don't sell cheese at the jewelry store"

[Felony Steve]
Of course you sell cheese at the jewelry store
The fuck I always come here for?

So I burn it down
'Cause you lying now
I'm late for my barmistzvah
So please just lie down

Drink just a little more gasoline
As I rub my goods with vaseling

Last, you see my creamy B
That dirty booty Felony's