[Intro: Sample]
Ladies and gentlemen
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[Verse 1: Sesta]
I'm a fuck up, but shut up, so you can't tell
Without spellcheck put on I can't spell
I miss calls, don't call back
I miss flights, I'm uptight, like zipties
And buy my pepties from the bombers
Got locked into a phone scam so bad
The repayments that I make had their own plan
Man at least my music don't sound like a cokehead
Well maybe that's why you're fuckin' broke (man)
I rocked up to the drug bust and figured I would get off
Cause I wasn't drugged but was a little drunk (ah)
(Please sir step out of the vehicle)
I'm sorry officer right now that is difficult
I'll throw a caution to the wind like I'm Magic Johnson's Johnson
But never got better, got hot, left on the hot sweater
If there's a bigger fuck up I have not met 'em

[Chorus: Sesta]
See I am a fuck up
I am a fuck up
See I am a let down
I am a let down
See I'm below average
I'm below average
See I'm below average
I'm below average
See I'm below average