[Intro: Trials & Masta Ace (sampled)]
Ooh, yeah, take a look at this one
Yeah, that's mine, yeah, that's mine, I got that one
Yeah, no no! Don't be scared!
Where you going? "Scared of the dick"
Hey, come back! Come here! "Scared of the dick"
Fucking always scared of the dick "Scared of the dick"
"Scared of the dick as if the shit's haunted"

[Verse 1: Trials]
What's up girl? I know you're scared of the dick
I thank Allah each day that I was paired with a dick
Checked into the doctors like "This don't look right"
Overgrown pubes, my dood look like Suge Knight
Doctor, doctor, what the fuck's happening?
They came back with bigger butts than Kim Kardashian
But it can't be
So big when you piss you gotta shake more than Ali
Mirror, mirror, is there a dick bigger?
There was none, put a ring through it, call it Pierce Brosnan
Passed out when the blood rushed to it
Skeez suck the piece like they trying to get the nuts through it
The P's enormous, somewhat gorgeous
Blacksmith dick, a sword if it was balless
It's got a mind of its own
It would've forgot me if I wasn't attached to it, I knew it