[Verse 1: Hons]
Yo, save the princess, save the world
Spent my teens in front screens instead of chasing girls
Way too busy jumping barrels on computers
Clocking Robocop 2, you can call me Duke Nukem
(Come get some!) That’s a link to my past
The pitfall of my life but always driven by heart
If we being honest man then my favourite game would have to be
Wonderboy in Monsterland, played it till controllers jam
Mario and Duckhunt, original split screen
Both on one cartridge it was hard to keep that shit clean
Always had Megadrive, guess I was arrogant
Big Head mode on the Jam when I was slamming it
The era golden like the axe was
Spoiled as a kid man I had the whole catalogue
I was born to play, never was I bored a day
Dust off the Commodore and load up California Games

[Verse 2: Phatty Phew]
Yeah, I’ma fuck you up, pistol sideways and duck hunting
I’m here to kick arse and chew bubblegum (And I’m all outta gum)
Power battle double jump, Mortal Kombat uppercut
Scorpion hold, block and press up, up
Hard from Lara Croft (babetality)
Learned everything I knew from Leisure Suit Larry
Was in the game more than EA is
Still wondering where the fuck Carmen in San Diego is
VGA 286 (believe)
NBA Jam with sticky tape on a Queen's head
Yeah I love GTA 5 dude
But I’m still doing kill frenzies in a bird’s eye view
On the main menu (Yeah?)
Press square, triangle, circle, x, x, circle, triangle, square (toasted)
I feel old is better
Call it retro, we call it the golden era