Will I write a song you love today?
There's no way to tell
And who cares? Well, I don't
Thank the lord
That my standards for success are so low

Every time I pick up the pen I get
Interesting results
Every time I sit down and I try I get
Interesting results
At least
Interesting results

Will I write a song I like today?
Decidedly no, there's no way, but okay
I guess I'll just go sing
What's on my mind

Every time I pick up the pen I get
Interesting results
I get
Every time I sit down and I try I get
Extraterrestrial results
I get these
Interesting results