[Verse 1]
We're trying to balance each other
On a hammock in the middle of summer
There's medication in your fanny pack
Because you're a hypochondriac

[Pre-Chorus]
Historical personalities like Andrew Carnegie
And his steel industry
Which you found fascinating

[Chorus]
Now my bed is empty
Without Abigail's trivial Greek mythology
Now my bed is empty
Without Abigail's trivial Greek mythology

[Verse 2]
You were convinced he had descended from Scottish kings
Oh, I think you're just the oddest thing
You put cinnamon in the vegetable stew
And I thought that was silly of you
What are you doing with a potato like me?

[Pre-Chorus]
Which is exactly why I must leave
You're so perfect, it's sickening

[Chorus]
Now my bed is empty
Without Abigail's trivial Greek mythology
Now my bed is empty
Without Abigail's trivial Greek mythology

Now my bed is empty
Now my bed is...