[Verse 1]
I create my own misery
I'm the reincarnation marquis
I create a list of easy tasks
'Cause I just love to, I just love to, I just love to check shit off

[Chorus]
To bring myself closer to the edge
'Cause I won't take another step to risk the benefits
Of my sympathetic friends

[Verse 2]
And everyone I fall in love with
Has already fallen in love with someone I respect
So now, I'm an altruist
Oh fuck, just this once, can I root for the home team?

[Chorus]
I'm always the bee to kamikaze to save the precious queen
And watch the sympathy turn to pity
From my sympathetic friends