Steve called me up, said "Wanna hang out tonight?
We can see an indie film or just grab a bite."
I said, "Oh, Steve, you're cute, but a movie's not what I need
No offense, but I'd rather stay home and read. "

Fuck me, Ray Bradbury:
The greatest sci-fi writer in history
Oh fuck me Ray Bradbury

Since I was 12, I've been your number one fan
Kiss me, you illustrated man
I'll feed you grapes and dandelion wine
And we'll read a little Fahrenheit 69

You're a prolific author, Ray Bradbury

Come on, baby, I'm down on one knee
I carved our names on a Halloween tree
You write about Earthlings going to Mars
And I write about blowin' you in my car

You won an Emmy Award for your screenplay adaptation of Halloween Tree

Fuck me, Ray Bradbury
The greatest sci-fi writer in history
Oh fuck me, Ray Bradbury

S is for space!
L is for love!
S is for space!
L is for love!

S is for space!
L is for love!
S is for space!
L is for love

Houston: We Have a Throblem

Fuck me, Ray Bradbury
The greatest sci-fi writer in history
Oh fuck me!
Ray Bradbury

Oh oh oh
Fuck me, Ray Bradbury
The greatest sci-fi writer in history
Cause when you fuck me, Ray Bradbur
Something wicked this way
Will come

Something wicked this way will come

Something wicked this way will come

Something wicked this way will come

And by come, I mean ejaculate on a book