Aaa … everybody don’t say Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah!
Don’t say Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah!
Oya o, s’eegbo
We want do examination
Make you not fear now
When you dey hear exam, why you dey fear?
Exam, small one
Examination which I dey talk
Na true or false
Simple objective question
Simple objective answer
Ahaa you see now
Na simple one
Make you not fear
Alright, if na true you go shout
Oh yes
If na lie you go shout
No no no
If na true you go shout
Oh yes
Ah, if na lie you go shout
No no no
You done dey hear long time, say
Them they thief our money o
Million pounds and dollars
Million million Naira
But my brother, se you sabi million?
Se emi
En you
Emi gangan
En, you gangan
You sabi million?
Aa Lagbaja ma mess mi now
I sabi now
For where
So damo to ba ri?
Aa
To ba ri million gangan
Se you done see million before?
Well …
You done touch am before?
No no no
Abi se you done hold am before?
No no no
Se you done spend million before?,
No no no
For where?u
Na so it easy?
Not be small money o
All the same sha, your people dey thief am
En
Anyway sha o ya, we want do examination
Examination which I dey talk
Na true or false
Simple objective question
Simple objective answer
Aaa if na true you go shout
Oh yes
If na lie you go shout
No no no
If na true you go shout
Oh yes
If na lie you go shout
No no no
Labourer who dey collect 500 daily paid
After one month
Him money go reach 15000
That na say him work for Sunday too o
Everyday like that for one year
Him still never never smell 200,000
Yes
Everyday
January to December
No break, no holiday o
Aaa
Plus Sunday o
Plus Saturday o
No rest, no holiday o
No Christmas day, No Boxing day
No New Year’s day, No Ileya
If he work like that, like machine
Everyday for five years
Still se, him never smell one million rara
Yes, gba be
Lai lai, gbe be
Gba se, him total never reach one million o
Na so million be o, e
Your people them they thief
Am o
Chorus: Se million po to yen ni
Ah, it plenty like so?
Gba be? Oo mo
Gba be
By the way
Na Naira we still dey talk about o
And your people not dey thief Naira lasan
Dollar them they thief
Pound them they thief
Deutsche Mark them they thief
Oh yes
Make you dey collect one thousand everyday
After two years
You still never smell one million rara
En, Oo de gbodo na nibe
Oo gbodo jeun
That is to say you must not spend one kobo at all
For two years complete
Aa you better believe
Carry calculator
If you think say I dey lie
Sit down for there
If na dollars and pounds wa nko
That one pass your mathematics patapata o
Aa, no be cowrie we dey talk o
We dey talk of dollar gangan
Do you know the “is equal to” of dollar?
One dollar is equal to hundred Naira
So therefore, one million dollar is equal to, is equal to
Is equal to, isi …
Iss qua qua
Is equal to, is equal to
One hundred million Naira
O tan
Chorus; Se million po to yen ni
Olopa o
It plenty like so
Ori iya mi o
Hee, ori iya re wo?
Se’ya re alatarodo
Hee Gbogbo atarodo re never reach five thousand Nair
Hee hee Oo mo nkan kan
Okada mewa, ten okada
It never reach one million
Minimum wage which them they ask
Ten workers for one year never reach million
En share am well well o
Ma feyin p’eran o