I was twenty when I had my first beer
It was a Miller Lite in Jay’s bedroom
Bill and Jay were there
And I felt funny when I walked toward the stairs
Down to the bathroom
I thought, “So this is how alcohol feels?”

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And I can’t erase
The blank expressions off my face
Yet I expect you to know when I am and when I’m not okay

Someone sober drive my car
Drop me off in my front yard
Honk the horn three times to wake up both my neighbors dogs

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And I can’t erase
The blank expressions off my face
Yet I expect you to know when I am and when I’m not okay