[Instrumental Intro]

[Verse 1: Vannamelon]
Hello Pinkie, meet the real Pinkie throwing parties is my life
A hot pink blast is my everyday obsession
Gummy's party had laughs aplenty
But looking back it's all a bit fuzzy
Missed the party due to odd obstructions?
Nice story, tell Equestria Daily

[Chorus: Vannamelon]
Feeling paranoid, true enemy or false friend?
Icing on my hooves and I don't know where I've been
Made a brand new recipe and I need ingredients
I'm putting in the bit and my hair is getting limp
Making cupcakes

[Verse 2: Vannamelon]
Hello Pinkie, it's me again, you know the girls never really lovеd you
You'll get a migraine headachе trying to convince yourself
Yeah, just keep on thinking they're your friends
And stay an inch or two out of bucking distance
A pony has got to know her limitations

[Chorus: Vannamelon]
Feeling claustrophobic, like the walls are closing in
Bloodstains on the wall and my air is getting thin
Take a bite, take a nap, wake in my basement
I'm sharpening the axe and my hair is getting limp
Making cupcakes

[Guitar solo: The L-Train]

[Verse 3: Vannamelon]
Okay Pinkie, I'll take it from here
Say hello to Pinkamena
Soon all of Ponyville will know that "life is a party"
And if my "friends" will not attend, then they might as well be dead
Rainbow's knocking on my door
Guess her number's up

[Chorus: Vannamelon]
Feeling paranoid, true enemy or false friend?
Icing on my hooves and I don't know where I've been
Feeling claustrophobic, like the walls are closing in
Bloodstains on the wall and my air is getting thin
[Outro: Vannamelon]
Once you partied with me
Now you've abandoned me
Given validity
To my insanity
I'm putting in the bit
And I'm sharpening the axe
Now it's harvest time
Making cupcakes