[Colleen]
Hey Kory
Can I say something crazy?

[Kory]
Was it about of your hair because it looks hideous

[Colleen]
All my life has been a series of fashion mistakes, and then suddenly I bumped into you

[Kory]
I was thinking the same thing because..
Before you met me you were just a basic bitch
And it might be the vodka talking but you have some nice boobs!

[Colleen]
But with you..

[Kory]
But with you..
But you I fixed your face

[Colleen]
You've got great taste!

[Both]
We'll throw shade and gossip 'till the end...
I/You are my gay best friend!
I/You are my gay best friend!
I/You are my gay best friend
[Colleen]
Love you

[Kory]
Love you

[Colleen]
Love you

[Kory]
I know

[Both]
I/You are my gay best friend

[Kory]
I mean it's crazy

[Colleen]
What?

[Kory]
How we finish each others...

[Colleen]
Martinis!
[Kory]
Bitch, was that you?

[Both]
I've never met someone who thinks so much like me
Shut up! No, you shut up!

[Both]
Our love life synchronization
Can have but one explanation
You, and I, we both like the D!

[Colleen]
Say Goodbye

[Kory]
Say Goodbye

[Both]
To the rainbowless past!
I/You taught you/me to twerk it on the floor!

[Both]
You are my favourite whore!
You are my favourite whore!
You are my favourite whore
[Colleen]
F*ck you

[Kory]
F*ck you

[Colleen]
F*ck you

[Kory]
F*ck you

[Both]
You are my stupid whore

[Kory]
Can I say something crazy?

[Colleen]
What?

[Kory]
Let's get in our footsie pyjamas, watch Hilary Duff movies, and eat gluten-free pizza and wine

[Colleen]
Bitch

[Both]
YASSS!!