Colleen Ballinger
Reading Mean Comments
{Spoken}
Hey guys my names Colleen!
And I love reading comments on my youtube channel
My vine, my twitter, my Instagram
And it inspired me to write a song
So I hope you like it
{Singing}
{Verse 1}
I logged on to Youtube today
To check my comments and see what you'd say
I was shocked at all the hate I saw floating around
So here are some of the comments that I've found
First of all
You are haribile
Ew what was that ugly thing
It looks like a fat no-life
Your not atraitive
You're very a-gly
Yo lips fat den a bitch
Yo shit look like two salmon patties
(what?)
She's tertible
Not funny at all
What a silly gootse
You are such a freeck
And i'm not going sub to you
(okay)
Are you insane?
Werido
You suck!
That's what it is
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You're ugly as fuuuuuuuuuck!
{Courus}
Reading mean comments
It's fun to do
Feeling worse about myself
All because of you
But the jokes on you
So keep saying
"I want you killed"
Cuz your comments make me money
And you're paying my bills
Do du-du do
De-e de de
(let's read some more! Shall we?)
{Verse 2}
Happy
Suck
Your butt
(nice)
Omg
Your dumb
As fuck
(wrong form of your)
I'm sorry but
Dat be a
Stupid bish
Dear god
Give us back Hitler
Cuz at least he was better than this!
(Wow)
Suck my dick
It'll make your lips big
For sure
(I think I'll pass)
I hat e you
You are so dumb
Whore
Go to space
And take your helmet off bitch
Your vagina smells like cat food
And you can't sing or shit!
(actually, I have a very healthy pooping schedule three times a day mother trucka!)
{Chorus}
Reading mean comments
It's fun to do
Feeling worse about myself
All because of you
But the jokes on you
So keep saying
"I want you killed"
Cuz your comments make me money
And you're paying my bills
Do du-du Do
De-e de de
Do do-do do
De-e de de
Yeah your comments make me money
And your paying my bills