{Intro}
Why are you a youtuber
I'm not a hater
I just hate your vids
And your voice

You look uglier than my ass
No ofoinse

Does she have cancer?
Because I don't want to make fun of her if she does
She's so fucking annoying

Your cloths are so ugly
Maybe you need to go into a model class
Your cloths are like pajamas
You don't even know what you're wearing
And you look good to you
But you look bad to MEEE

{Verse 1}
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Pornhub is down
Psychosoprano will do
Her face is a ripoff so sad

Nice
Fonking
Forehead

Butt
Head

Toltoly stupid

I hat e you
With a passion Thumbs up

Her face scarets me
She neds more makeup

I hope that trump wins
So she gets deported and I never have to see her again

(that makes no sense)

{Chorus}
You might think that I'm hurt
Or I'm feeling abused
But I'm not
I'm getting paid from your comments and views

So keep the comments coming
But here's some help
Before you go insulting people
Maybe learn how to spell

Dum Da-dum
Dum Da-dum
You sound so dumb, dumb, dumb
You sound so dumb

{Verse 2}
Colleen Ballinger's collarbones are pissing me off
I don't know why I hate them so MICH

There are eight-year-olds
Watching this

She looks fat
But still pretty

I think she might be a dude

You remind me of a raisin
Cuz you have wrinkles
And everyone hates you
You look like Maranda
You look like Mirada
Are you Mirinda
Are you Amanda
Are you Mirrranda
Are you a marinade sings?
No offense

(You know I'm not a marinade, so, none taken)

{Chorus}
You might think that I'm hurt
Or I'm feeling abused

But I'm not
I'm getting paid from your comments and views

So keep the comments coming
But here's some help
Before you go insulting people
Maybe learn how to spell

Dum Da-dum
Dum Da-dum
You sound so dumb, dumb, dumb
You sound so dumb

(Everybody!)

Dum Da-dum
Dum Da-dum
You sound so Dumb, Dumb, Dumb
You sound so dumb