Life's about to change
In so many ways
I'm going from just a girl
To a mom in a day
I can't wait to hug and kiss your perfect face
I hope I make you proud of me every single day

Some people ask me if I'm scared
But I'm not, I'm feeling so prepared
To take on the world with you

I can't wait to be a super mom
Our life together will be lovely and warm
Play day to school and cuddles
Baby books, bottles, toys, diapers and more
So much barf, diarrhea, poop and pee
Crying, fighting, stressful nights and no more sleep

I might lose my mind, my youth and sanity too
But I'm not feeling scared
I'm so prepared
To take on the world with you

Let's not forget that I'll be a working mom
Which I can totally handle, no problem at all
Filming and editing my YouTube stuff
With you barfing on my shoulder can be kind of rough
Touring the world as Miranda Sings
With a thousand extra suitcases for all of your things
Writing books and meeting fans with you stuck to my boob

But I'm not scared, I'm feeling so prepared
To take on the world with you

I don't know why people complain
Being a working mom sounds totally great
Working twice as hard cause I've got a lot to prove to
To all the businessmen judging my every move
Phone meetings, emails and meet and greets
While I smell like my boob milk and your nasty pee
World tours, editing, producing, writing, singing, filming, rehearsing, nursing, burping, farting, red carpet, interviews

I'll be late to everything
Cause you were screaming
And I stepped on one of your legos
And now I'm covered in your poo

But I'm not scared
As long as I've got you
Hey baby boy
I'm so excited to take on the world with you