The Neighbor vs Yandere-Chan
THE NEIGHBOR (Cameron Greely):
In 2015, there was a lonely little nerd
Who set out to develop Hitman for pervs!
Now, let's go back to the present, and I'll tell you what I see:
This unfinished fetish game that can disturb the likes of ME!
It's gory, it's boring, it's bland, and devoid
An artstyle more dull than Yandere Dev's voice!
It's all shocks and exploits with girls treated like toys
And a psychotic protag who murders for boys!
Ughh! Disgusting, your concept's just gross;
A confused special snowflake with hyper hormones!
Now you come to my house, I'll trap you in a cell
Bring you down to my basement and send you to hell!
You think that you're sneaky, I see where you hide;
You've always got your head up a student's behind!
How about I give you some info, Chan?
You've got no idea what you're in fo', Chan!
Before you build your Tiny Verse to try and front with me
Just remember that you needed my company!
YANDERE-CHAN (Michaela Laws):
Since I was little, I felt nothing inside
Nothing except for love for my Senpai!
All those between us must suffer and die
So I won't have a problem when I say goodbye!
And you're one to talk, far as game design goes;
Your nonsensical plot's as messy as your home!
What's wrong? Are you sad 'cause your family's all dead?
Don't worry, when I'm done, you'll see them again!
You're really insane if you think I'm outmatched
By this foul Mr. Rogers with his pedo-stache
Going over the top with his mad house and raps
All because that he's lost everyone that he has!
And don't make me laugh, claiming you'll put me down!
(laughs) That's quite the joke, even for a clown!
For fighting on campus, I might get detention
But losing this will be your final suspension!
THE NEIGHBOR:
You've got quite the mouth, ugh! Boy, that thing runs
For a chick who can't speak to the boy that she loves!
I don't care who you are or what you are about
Just pack up your whack raps and GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
YANDERE-CHAN:
(laughs) As if people want to be in;
Even I wouldn't hide in that giant trash bin!
You'll be afflicted with chronic home sickness
'cause this public nuisance has just been evicted!
In 2015, there was a lonely little nerd
Who set out to develop Hitman for pervs!
Now, let's go back to the present, and I'll tell you what I see:
This unfinished fetish game that can disturb the likes of ME!
It's gory, it's boring, it's bland, and devoid
An artstyle more dull than Yandere Dev's voice!
It's all shocks and exploits with girls treated like toys
And a psychotic protag who murders for boys!
Ughh! Disgusting, your concept's just gross;
A confused special snowflake with hyper hormones!
Now you come to my house, I'll trap you in a cell
Bring you down to my basement and send you to hell!
You think that you're sneaky, I see where you hide;
You've always got your head up a student's behind!
How about I give you some info, Chan?
You've got no idea what you're in fo', Chan!
Before you build your Tiny Verse to try and front with me
Just remember that you needed my company!
YANDERE-CHAN (Michaela Laws):
Since I was little, I felt nothing inside
Nothing except for love for my Senpai!
All those between us must suffer and die
So I won't have a problem when I say goodbye!
And you're one to talk, far as game design goes;
Your nonsensical plot's as messy as your home!
What's wrong? Are you sad 'cause your family's all dead?
Don't worry, when I'm done, you'll see them again!
You're really insane if you think I'm outmatched
By this foul Mr. Rogers with his pedo-stache
Going over the top with his mad house and raps
All because that he's lost everyone that he has!
And don't make me laugh, claiming you'll put me down!
(laughs) That's quite the joke, even for a clown!
For fighting on campus, I might get detention
But losing this will be your final suspension!
THE NEIGHBOR:
You've got quite the mouth, ugh! Boy, that thing runs
For a chick who can't speak to the boy that she loves!
I don't care who you are or what you are about
Just pack up your whack raps and GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
YANDERE-CHAN:
(laughs) As if people want to be in;
Even I wouldn't hide in that giant trash bin!
You'll be afflicted with chronic home sickness
'cause this public nuisance has just been evicted!