[Baldi 1st verse]
You learn something new every day, I never thought I'd find
A game with graphics worse than mine
And I was made in two weeks time
Grading your flunked design, you'd think that I would be your hero
I would sever all your fans, but I just can't divide by zero
IT'S IMAGINARY!
Like that fact that your crap was a fad that had a fanbase that's above the age of kids that learned my math - class
Take out your Ipads and please delete your Granny apps
So we don't have to hear the fetus of the Neighbor and Slendrina rap

[Granny 1st verse]
The only class you're set to teach is a classic lesson in irony
The game that aimed to parody the horror tropes we'd always see
But suddenly he's struck by fame, and I every step you take
As you became the thing you hate, now the numbers you calculate
Are on your lame Kickstarter page, isn't that a shame?
You started best in class, but now you fail to recreate
Every other game, you're a problem and you can't erase it
And the only answer that I see is: Baldi's Basics

[Baldi 2nd verse]
You got the question wrong; everything you said was false
I won't send you to detention, I'm the one running the halls
I'll just take you on a field trip where you'll be taught to admire
The hottest horror icon as I roast you on my fire

[Granny 2nd verse]
LIAR! This bad joke's in no shape to be king
So now let's see how horror's ruler measures up to guillotines
It's oscene!
I'll lock you in the basement, but no one's lamenting
When I break you into fractions to ensure your true ending



GAME OVER